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How to watch “American Only” videos in other countries.

Being Canadian is great, all the benefits, 98% less fanatical patriotism. We love our country, but we’re more understated in the pounding that love into your face.

The only thing that kind of sucks about the internet, is that most content is US based, and we’re not American (despite what our politicians might think). The following add-on for Firefox changed the header that the majority of sites use to verify where you’re coming from. IE, I no longer have to go ‘aww damn, can’t view that one!’ when it comes to an online video.

For Foreign viewers, if you are using Firefox, install the following add-on:

Modify Headers then:

1) In Firefox, Go to tools->modify headers

2) From the drop down box on the left select add

3) Then enter: “X-Forwarded-For” in the first input box without the quotation marks

4) Enter: “12.13.14.15” in the second input box without the quotation marks

5) Leave the last input box empty, and save the filter, and enable it

6) Click the ‘Configuration’ tab on the right then proceed to check the ‘always on’ button.

Close the Modify Headers box and you’ll be saying  “wow it’s like I am really American!” in a matter of moments.

Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly: the unedited interview

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com

Here’s the entire video of Jon Stewart’s Fox interview with Bill O’Reilly. I know I’m biased, but I think that Stewart comes across as smart, funny and substantive and O’Reilly comes across as a defensive, deluded nut.

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2 of the Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Frank Luke, 1918 AD

“Forced to make a landing and surrounded on all sides by the enemy, who called on him to surrender, he drew his automatic pistol and defended himself gallantly until he fell dead from a wound to the chest.”
– Medal of Honor citation

Lieutenant Frank Luke of the United States Army Air Service had earned a reputation as a lights-out “balloon buster,” which sounds kind of like a lame-ass Atari game but was actually pretty hardcore. Back before the days of UAVs, satellite imaging and Imperial Psykers, artillery spotting and intelligence gathering was usually just obtained by some dude standing around in a hot-air balloon with a pair of ‘nocks and a radio. Taking one of these bastards out usually meant you were saving trenchloads of infantrymen. Since the tethered balloons were also relatively-stationary, high-priority targets, they were also usually escorted by fighter squadrons and surrounded by ground-based anti-aircraft batteries, making them pretty tough to get to. So, as lame as the name might be, the guy’s job was basically the Death Star trench run at the end of Episode IV with the added bonus that you got to turn an enemy target into the Hindenburg.


Frank Luke: Earth’s Luke Skywalker.

He was damn good at it, too–in just 17 days of combat he took out 18 enemy aircraft, including one battle where he shot down two balloons and three fighter planes in the span of 10 minutes. Another time he was on one of his trademark “lone wolf” missions and his gun jammed, so he climbed out, fixed it in mid-flight, turned BACK AROUND, hunted his target down and killed him.

Being such a balls-out deathmeister eventually caught up with Luke, however, and his last stand began in the skies above Murvaux, France in 1918. He was alone, deep behind enemy lines and intent on taking out a large cluster of enemy aircraft and balloons. He started with a low run that barely cleared the tree tops, but handily turned two German observation balloons in to raging airborne infernos. However, while dodging ground fire from anti-aircraft batteries and machine gun towers, a squadron of eight German fighters dove down from above and began pursuing him as well. It was beginning to seem like Frank Luke had gotten in over his head here.

Well, if you know shit about Luke, you know that he wasn’t going to piss his pants just because a couple hundred German soldiers were filling the air with more bullets than a Gradius boss battle. Luke continued to press the attack, surrounded on all sides by gunfire, and managed to take out the third and final balloon stationed at this aerodrome.

By this point Luke had been hit by enough gunfire that his plane, and his body were both beginning to fail. Deciding there was time for one final run, and realizing there was nothing left in the sky for him to kill, he picked off six enemy infantrymen before crash-landing in an open field. Luke, never one to show any mercy or ask for quarter, now found himself surrounded on all sided by the heavily-armed German soldiers that were closing in on his position. Badly wounded and in hostile territory, Luke defied authority to the end. When the assembled enemy troops called for his surrender, he responded by unholstering his pistol and picking off a few more Germans. After he died from a chest wound, he became the first member of the USAS to ever receive the Medal of Honor.

Further Reading:

Cooke, James G. United States Air Service in the Great War. Greenwood, 1996.

Guttman, Jon. USAS 1st Pursuit Group. Osprey, 2008.

Hudson, James J. Hostile Skies. Syracuse Univ. Press, 1997.

Roberts, Priscilla Mary. Encyclopedia of World War I. ABC-CLIO, 2005

Thomas A. Baker, 1944 AD

“Another comrade, withdrawing, offered assistance. Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a soldier’s pistol with its remaining eight rounds of ammunition. When last seen alive, Sgt. Baker was propped against a tree, pistol in hand, calmly facing the foe. Later Sgt. Baker’s body was found in the same position, gun empty, with eight Japanese lying dead before him. His deeds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.”
– Medal of Honor citation

Sergeant Baker was part of a combined Army and Marine Corps expedition to capture the Mariana Island of Saipan from the Japanese. In the days prior to his final stand, when his squad was pinned down by heavy machine gun fire, Baker grabbed a rocket launcher, ran within 100 yards of the Japanese bunker and turned it into cinder-block dust with one shot.

On the day he died, Baker found himself facing down an INSANE banzai charge of roughly 5,000 Japanese infantrymen flying bayonet-first out of the jungles and screaming, “Long Live the Emperor” Imperial Space Marine-style. Seeing the enemy closing in on three sides, Baker simply cracked his knuckles, swore under his breath and changed a clip into his weapon.

The initial wave left Baker seriously wounded by enemy rifle fire, but he refused to run or back down or show any emotion other than anger. He stood his ground, firing like crazy with any weapons he could get his hands on, sometimes from as close as point-blank range. When he ran out of bullets, he Hulked up (Banner or Hogan, your choice) and beat off the attack with his hands, an admittedly ballsy move that left him even more fucked up.


Why not both?

His weapon was smashed and he was bleeding profusely from a number of gaping wounds when some of his men came up and started carrying him from the battlefield. By this time the perimeter was buckling, the fight was lost and the Americans were falling back to regroup, but Baker didn’t give a shit. He knew that dragging his half-dead ass along the ground was only slowing down the withdrawal, so he told his men to prop him up against a tree facing the enemy. He borrowed a Colt 1911, made sure that it had a full eight-round clip and told his men to get the fuck out of there while he bought them some time.


Standard issue Colt 1911. Not standard issue: being super hardcore.

When the final American advance pushed forward and captured Saipan later that same month, they found Sergeant Baker’s body propped up against the tree, facing his enemies right where they’d left him. The eight rounds they’d left him with meanwhile, were now in the eight dead Japanese soldiers scattered before him.

Further Reading:

Full Medal of Honor Citation

Goldberg, Harold J. D-Day in the Pacific. Indiana Univ. Press, 2007.

Sinton, Starr, and Robert Hargis. World War II Medal of Honor Recipients. Osprey, 2003.

The Avatar Porn [NSFW]

People are obsessed with how the Na’Vi people do it.

Alright now, do we all have this blue people having sex with each other fetish finally out of our systems? No, probably not. Until the Hustler Avatar porn DVD release, then.

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If you like animations and games and have never been to Newgrounds before; check it out! It’s a lot better than Youtube, because unlike youtube, not every other video is some androgynous loser regurgitating celebrity news into a webcam. Bitter much Harry?

I wanted to make this due to the fact it bugged me in the movie that Jake managed to nail Neytiri with little to no knowledge of Na’vi mating practices. I mean, I’m assuming it’s pretty similar, but considering they have magic hair veins that connect with nature, there’s obviously some pretty big anatomical differences…

Wow, there’s people starving in Ireland and it’s stuff like THAT which keeps me up at night.

If you’re curious as to what I thought of the movie, I thought it was okay. Same old “white guilt” story we’ve seen before but the effects made it a pretty thrilling moviegoing experience. It’s no Galaxy Quest with Tim Allen though…

This marks my first animation of 2010, a year which I am determined to make my busiest. I want to upload every month or more if I can, so expect much.

Love to all

Harry

FAIL begins at an early age.

Preschool Pwn’d… it’s only downhill from here kid.  – How emo’s are made.