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What am I, chopped liver?

Geese are on the run once again in Chicago, as the City Council overturns its recent ban on foie gras, which had been prompted in part by prodding from animal rights activists. Many chefs (although not all) were furious when the ban was enacted, missing the “exquisite taste, silky texture.” They had threatened civil disobedience and even filed a lawsuit. And now epicurians as well as Jewish grandmothers rejoice.

The Essential Man’s Library

100 Must-Read Books (for dudes)
Men just have different … needs … than women, so apparently they
need to read different books as well. However (as a chick myself) I
tend to check this sort of thing out in a futile but ongoing attempt to
figure out men. Hmmph. Men. Go figure ….

Woman remotely logs in to her stolen Mac to catch thieves

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A woman whose apartment was burgled has caught the thieves by hacking
into the laptop they’d stolen and taking pictures of them. On Tuesday
last week, one of the victims received a phone call from a friend
asking her if she was online: she said no, and was told by the friend
that his computer showed her as being logged onto the web. At that
point, the victim signed onto another computer and used the “Back to My
Mac” programme to deduce that her stolen Mac was online, and that
someone was using it to shop on the internet. She then activated the
stolen computer’s camera, allowing her to “see” what was in front of
the laptop. At first she saw only an empty chair – but a little while
later she was able to photograph a man sitting in front of her stolen
laptop, and then his accomplice. The victim did not know either man but
showed the photos to one of her roommates, who recognized them as
having attended a get-together at the apartment a few weeks before the
burglary. The burglars, both men in their 20s, were arrested at their
New York homes on Wednesday, after the woman handed the photographs in
to the police. Around $5,000 (over ?2,500) worth of electrical
equipment was recovered.

Suckers!

How to talk to the dead

But remember, talking to the dead can be dangerous.
“All peoples of earth posess this natural ability,” says Nicole
Zapruder, who has been communicating with the dead since she was 4
years old. People aren’t disputing her ability to use the Grey
Walter-Berger Neurophysical Construct for communicating with the dead.
They’re asking her not to share it online because the technique is too
dangerous.
“The noise and clutter of modern times serves to
distance people from nature and therefore the realization that this
gift is in us all,” Nicole argues. An important warning. “Do not
contact any dead person who may have negative feelings toward you…”

Coming in October? A site for communicating with your dead pet.