Mommy’s Snugglebum, originally uploaded by bubblecup.etsy.com.
From the “I already knew this, but someone did formal research on it” department: Research indicates cats have a “manipulative” purr which differs from normal/pleasure purring. The manipulative purr is specifically used to get food and attention. No shit, really?
Back to the Future is a story of time travel, moral lessons and a dangerous lunatic who nearly destroys the universe on three separate occasions and nearly kills the underage boy he hangs around with on at least five others.
Doc Brown first tested his time machine on his own dog and was visibly surprised when it actually survived. Other highlights include nearly running himself over by remote control, using a date-rape machine on Marty’s girlfriend and accidentally creating an entire dimension of hell.
This is why he was controversially cast as Commander Kruge in Star Trek 3. While most were baffled at the choice of a comedic actor, director Leonard Nimoy recognized an actor who could portray destroying an entire world without giving a rat’s ass.
Had you been loitering around arcades back in 1983, you’d have seen an astonishing looking game called Dragon’s Lair. Grabbing some change from the kiosk, you’d immediately rush over to the machine, shovel in all your cash and quickly realise why no one else was playing it… Dragon’s Lair’s incredibly cartoon-like visuals (created by ex-Disney animator Don Bluth) came with a very high price – game-play.
Due to the game using a laser disc instead of the more traditional PCB board, the actual gameplay was incredibly restrictive. Dragon’s Lair consisted of a series of episodes, each of which involved you making a quick decision by pressing the joystick in one of four directions. Make the right choice and you’d watch hero Dirk successfully negotiate his way through a short cartoon; fail and you’d be privy to one of his many different animated death scenes. Sure, you may have been given a fair few lives with which to test out the trial and error game-play, but after seeing Dirk crumble into a pile of bones for what seemed like the hundredth time, you soon realized that Dragon’s Lair was fool’s gold. Still, there were plenty of masochists out there who did enjoy it and, as a result, Dragon’s Lair II: Time Warp was released in 1991. Game-play (if you could really call it that) had made no progress whatsoever and even a new version of the original game – that included several missing screens – entitled Dragon’s Lair: Escape From Singe’s Castle, did very little to hide the sheer hollowness you felt when playing this piece of gaming history. Mind you, I do applaud them for this undeniably technically important break-through for videogames, even though I still haven’t finished it yet!
Seriously, you’re all thinking it. Who Fucking cares is Michael Jackson is dead. The fucking drugged up, plastic surgery addicted, boy loving pedophile should have died many years ago.
I’ve officially gotten fucking sick of hearing about him. I know we forget all the bad shit a person did when they die, but in some cases, fuck that, he was scum. I hope some of the children he abused get to piss on his grave.
Wacko Jacko Halloween Mask
You’re all thinking it, so don’t fucking flame me with your holier than though shit, he was a bad person, and his karma finally caught up with him. Also, isn’t putting that much plastic in the ground, or even burning it, bad for the environment?
Jackson Without Makeup
Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book!, originally uploaded by The Searcher.
Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book!
Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?
Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn’t call them “dinosaurs” back then, but instead they were known as “leviathans” or “behemoths”.
But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?
Of course not, son.
Then how old are they?
Well, let’s see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve’s family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That’s simple logic, son.
Oh. So that means they were on Noah’s Ark?
Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.
Huh. So how come scientists say they’re older than that? and died way before Jesus?
Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don’t have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!
No I’m serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
That’s sad. But I thought scientists were smart?
Sure, but they don’t know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don’t want to be a scientist!
Ha! That’s ok, son. It’s better to be right, than smart. C’mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?
Yeah!
You can thank Nikola Tesla for helping you read this. Before his harnessing of the energy of Niagara Falls, most electricity was transmitted via direct current. Tesla pioneered the use of alternating current that is used in our electric grid. Check into the documentary film excerpted above for more info and links.
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