Pretty Bird
So, I picked up a budgie this weekend, and it rocks, its a little shy, but its pretty awesome. I’m thinking of setting up a ‘BabyBirdCam’ with sound and shit.
I might even set it up so I can talk to the lil guy while I’m at work.
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me need sleep…
Well Fuck me gently with, well, something sharp, (obviously not dan brennans wit). I’m beat. I’ll post some more tommorow, but for now.. fuck it, nite 🙂
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Lord of the Wallets
Damn it.
Ok, so you can now pre-order The Return of the King. Normal version only though, I was fooled the first time they released the normal one, then the leet special edition on top of that. What that works out to is, I’ve a the normal, and the special edition for The Fellowship of the Ring.
So like I said, I was fooled once. So for the 2nd movie, I waited, and picked up the Special Edition only. I thought I was smart. But I’ve been hearing rumours through reliable sources, that once Return of the King is released for Christmas 2004, there will be a 16 dvd box set with EVEN MORE extra footage. Somewhere near 6 hours per movie, holy shit.
I’ve paid like 80$ per movie as is, so thats 160 so far, and with that much invested, I’m of course going to finish the set, but I want that exclusive box set. So Sexy. Figuring that for the two 4 dvd sets, I’ve paid 160-ish, and with the 3rd box set being in the same area, cost-wise, thats 240-ish $ I’m laying down. I dont even fucking want to know what the 16 dvd set will cost. shit.
Oh, and thats not to mention the talks of filming the hobbit to add to the trilogy. Shit, I swear, if I go out and buy that box set, and then they release ANOTHER fucking movie, I’ll go apeshit on that studio.
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Vroom
Buuumm didididididi buuuummmmmm bum bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Yeah, that pretty much describes Austin McGay.
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Helpful Book
A need is finally met.
If you are old and lame and watched a lot of TV growing up, you’ll appreciate this.
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From Russia With Love
Those Crazy Russians, they really know how to make the worlds top musical acts immortal. I might actually pick one of these up for Jenn, she loves this kind of stuff.
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Insects
I Hate bugs. That said, here is the Insectclopedia.
That, and I can’t belive that prohibition is still a valid option in some peoples minds.
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Welcome to the end.
Damn, I’m all about hysterias. People have been wondering for decades when we’ll run out of oil, and we’ll have to change. Looks like its sooner rather then later.
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Nerds!
The Pagan Hierarchy. like the Geek Hierarchy, but for pagans. I don’t know why this kind of chart is so inherently funny, but damn, it sure is.
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Curry KitKat
dude, I’m all for the new flavours in standard chocolate bars out recently, i like white chocolate a lot, especially white chocolate reese cups. Mmm.
But shit can only be modified so much before it becomes something evil, and paulfirlotte.com-ish.
Take for example, this.
I like Curry, I like KitKat. Hell I like hamburgers, and I like bean sprouts, but not together. What kind of sick mind decided “Hey, lets mix these two”. As well as the cumin and masala flavour, NestlÈis considering offering lemon cheesecake, liquorice, saffron and passion fruit.
NestlÈcan eat a dick, i’m sure it would taste better then some of their current products.
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Voivod album to be reissued
VOIVOD’s classic debut album, “War and Pain”, will be re-released in the official 20th Anniversary “ultimate deluxe” edition on April 5 through Metal Blade Records.
Originally released in 1984, the album will be reissued in a three-CD-release in a stunning package with “shitloads of bonus stuff, all lyrics and lots of cool photos included as well!” according to a press release.
The best part of the reissue is the second disc, which is the Morgoth Invasion live demo from 1984. It’s close to 80 minutes long, and it sounds pretty good, so it’s nice that it’s finally being officially released.
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A Super Tragedy
Mario Brothers, a tragedy in three parts (1, 2, 3). hopefully there’s more to come.
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Can you spell “Innuendo”?
It’s hard to believe, but this clip actually went out as an episode of the popular Childrens Television series “Rainbow”, from the 1980s. If you don’t want to download the vid, here’s the script.
Oh, and Jenn’s dad could so kick this guys ass in the whole reverse driving game.
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How to speak geek
So many people, so many different ways to say the same thing, I use most of the terms on this page. I had no idea about some of them though, crazy shit man.
Speaking of Crazy shit, you can now buy an imaginary girlfriend on eBay. Wicked awesome. I wish this had been around back in the day when I was single.
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Amazon.com
Managed to get my amazon.com interface up and running. Winamp now interfaces with my site, and my site cross-references vs amazon.com
Yay, geekdom. Try highlighting something from the ‘recent songs’ section on the right.
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Can you pay my taxes with cookie dough?
“Let’s say 1 cookie equals $10 billion…” Ben Cohen (of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream) and TrueMajority explain the US federal budget with Oreos. [Flash.]
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No Jusice for the criminals
man, crime is crime, all criminals should be punished… But.. this is just wrong.
Remind me to never comit a crime in that state.
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Stuffed animals of death?
Found these while waiting to go home, sorta nutty.
Ebola.. only fuzzy.
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Creepy Crimson Room
I beat it, took me a damn long ass while, but damn, it was NOT easy. Took me all afternoon.
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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
This list is among the funniest things I have ever read. I don’t know Skippy I am very sorry to say. He is a friend of a co-worker who sent me this list, since Skippy’s own site is no longer online. Hope everybody enjoys!
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Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz’ not ‘Princess Anastasia’.
Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
Not allowed to play ‘Pulp Fiction’ with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
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