Paulfirlotte.com – Slacker
Paulfirlotte.com is really slacking lately. I want to be amused, I as a member of the public demand him to amuse me. His site was set up for the singular purpose of amusing people, and I feel under-amused.
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More Matrix
I’d like to make a statement about the last post.. Yes, its about the new Matrix flick. I’m not super hyped to see it, but yet I -have- to. not due to media hype, or any of that jazz, its a personal thing, I’m obsessive. I have to finish watching a trilogy, to do so just feels right. If I somehow managed to avoid the movie, I would feel dirty and ashamed till I did.
What would I ever tell the other kids at recess? I’d be the laughing stock.
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The Best Webcomic -ever-
Dear lord.. more digging has turned up the best comic site in the history of comic sites.
From dealing with things Paul has, to dealing with problems Jenn had, the joy of prison love and my own hidden skills, as wel as my favorite sport.
It runs the gambit, and is still funny.
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Digging!
Been digging around on tons of other sites this week, found one of my new fav sites, illwillpress.com. Specifically the rant section and the vault were of the most interest to me.
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The internet, its now on computers too
Oh, and yes, something useful for a change. Even thought I’m online damn near 20 out of 24 hours, I’ve found something to eat up more of my time here.
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ugh.. reminds me of something I crapped
Oh, and this is why I stopped eating crap like McDonalds
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Are you a Drunk?
Wow, I urge DanBrennan.ca to goto this site! it could show him how much of his life hes wasted so far..
hmm, 100% waste is a lot..
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Oppsy!
heh, bad html is bad, robdurdle.com was screwed like a 11 year old girl in cape breton for a little bit.
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Aunt Mabel and CitiBank
Aunt Mabel died this past January.
CitiBank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge (the balance had been $0.00, now was somewhere around $60.00)
I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:
Me: “I am calling to tell you that she died in January.”
CitiBank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Me: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections…”
CitiBank: “Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.”
Me: “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”
CitiBank: “Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau…maybe both!”
Me: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”
CitiBank:”…excuse me …..?”
Me: “Did you just get what I was telling you…. the part about her being dead?”
CitiBank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor!”
(Supervisor gets on the phone)
Me: ”I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”
CitiBank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Me: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”
CitiBank: “…..(stammer)”
CitiBank: “Are you her lawyer?”
Me: “No, I’m her great nephew.” (Lawyer info given… )
CitiBank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”
Me: “Sure.” ( Fax number is given )
( After they get the fax. )
CitiBank: “Our system just isn’t setup for death…”
Me: “Oh…”
CitiBank: “I don’t know what more I can do to help…”
Me: “Well… if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her…I suppose…don’t really think she will care….”
CitiBank: “Well…the late fees and charges do still apply.”
Me: “‘Would you like her new billing address?”
CitiBank: “That might help.”
Me: ” ( Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy 129 and plot number given. )
CitiBank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”
Me: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?”
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Even Adam sends me cooler links then PaulFirlotte.com.. a truely sad day for the interweb.
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Um, she really should have put out more
Wow, there goes my thursday night. I generally like to ‘fuck the dog’ but not in this way.
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Shootey Footey
Well, I’d just like to talk about a game called ‘shootey-footey’. People who play it have too much time and money on their hands.
So needless to say, I want to play.
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Moving?
Looks like RobDurdle.com is moving sometime very soon, luckily I managed to get in contact with a friend of mine who now works with my ISP. And explained my situation to him.. he laughed a lot. Bastard.
But for now, there’s a stay in the execution of the RobDurdle.com website running off my own servers.
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Random Movie Quotes
So, I got bored, and decided to play with some other websites images. Hope you enjoy.
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Excellent.. Now for something useless
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. is a series of experiments conducted during finals week, 1995, at Rice University. The tests were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie.
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Yay, fall is here. “teh sux”
Moncton: Issued 5.00 AM ADT Wednesday 15 October 2003
Today .. Cloudy. Rain beginning near noon. Amount 15 mm. Wind becoming east 30 km/h gusting to 50 this morning then increasing to 60 gusting to 90 late this afternoon. High 16.
Tonight .. Periods of rain. Amount 15 mm. Wind east 60 km/h gusting to 90 becoming south 40 gusting to 70 this evening then diminishing to 30 gusting to 50 overnight. Low 6.
Thursday .. Cloudy. 40 percent chance of showers in the morning. Wind southwest 30 km/h gusting to 50. High 13.
Friday .. Cloudy. Low 3. High 14.
Saturday .. Periods of rain. Low zero. High 13.
Sunday .. Periods of rain. Low 9. High 15.
Normals for the period .. Low 2. High 12.
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Stress Free, the way to be
And then, since I’m no longer “stress eating” due to infiknowledge, I’ve lost the 20lbs I had picked up while working there. Yea, Go me, etc.
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By all that is electronic
I swear.. I will beat PaulFirlotte.com at San Francisco Rush 2049. And, I will beat him in his own house!
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Wow, the ultimate diet food.. Corn.
No matter how much I chew it (corn), It still comes out solid. This being said, it should be titled “the ultimate diet food”. Something that tastes so good, but yet comes out un-eaten. Wow. If only science could blend corn and a Whopper. Mmm..
And, I miss my wench.
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