The Iceman Cometh
Holy Shit, I know some tough guys, but they’d never even joke about this shit.
woah.
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Paranoia Paranoia!
Which should I worry about more? the .mil or the .gov? also the cisco.com one doesn’t make me as happy as one would think.
.gov – US Government – 3 – 0.10%
.mil – US Military – 1 – 0.03%
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The Man of the House
The wench finally has confidence in my domestic skillz. I went grocery shopping for us yesterday, I think Jenn was a little worried that I wouldn’t do very well ( we usually go together ), But I did fine, and got everything we would need, plus some treats for my woman.
She got off just in time to come pick me up and drive me+groceries home. She was pleasantly surprised by the output of my trip, which makes me very satisfied with myself 🙂
To thank me for the good outing, she cooked me a nice dinner of steak and potatoes. mmm.
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RSS Syndication
Been working on the concept of an RSS feed for my blog, just so lazy people can generate a customized portal page that includes my site. Maybe even do up a nice news portal page for myself featuring alljenn.com, slashdot, penny-arcade, and a few other choice web comics and news feeds.
Hmm, We’ll see if I do it after work, I hope I do, sounds like a neat Idea. heh.
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Paulfirlotte.com – VW
So, PaulFirlotte.com has finally updated his site, but with just his own bitching, that boy needs to get out and do something that doesn’t involve violence, he’s got VW (Violence withdrawal). He needs to kick the addiction.
Personally I’d recommend some crank and a few beers. But I’m a nerd, so what the fuck do I know?
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Mr. Sticky Fingers
Hmm, this would be rather interesting if I could get a suit covered with it.
It would help me create the ultimate Halloween costume.
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The Itty Bitty Ikea from Japan.
In Japan the apartments are tiny, so here’s an itty bitty ikea for the Japanese, Muji.
(Their name, Muji is from William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition as a place where none of the goods have any labels or logomarks. Everything is made from recycled carboard and similar materials, and designed to go into miniscule Tokyo apartments.
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Old School
OMG, this is so old school, reminds me of an old school dot matrix. Matrix.. heh, back in the day it when it wasn’t over used by moronic advertisers.
Found this while I was looking for the above link, would be pretty neat for graffiti 🙂
Also, while I was at it, I found some ‘good stuff’ for you gothic dudes out there who need a few fashion ideas. Gothic Lolita’s.. Yea, yea, I get the implications.
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Loyality, above all.
Hmm, I’ve heard of this guy before, and even seen him depicted in a pepsi commercial.
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What the hell did you type?
Have you ever received an email and been unable to even guess the language that the moron on the other end is writing it in? If you’re like me, then you get numerous ones per day.
I found a nice little app that will guess the language for you, translating it past that point is up to you 🙂
Here’s a demo kids.
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Yay! I’m #2!
The World’s Main Languages
1. Chinese
2. English
3. Hindi
4. Spanish
5. Portuguese
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The 12 Steps for Fatty Foods Addicts
Study of these Steps is essential to progress in the Fatty Food recovery program. The principles they embody are universal, applicable to everyone, whatever your personal creed. In FFAA (Fatty Food Addicts Anonymous (ya, like we are able to hide the fact that we are freaking addicted to deep fried Twinkies)), we strive for an ever-deeper understanding of these Steps, and pray for the wisdom to apply them to our lives.
1. We admitted we were powerless over fatty foods — that our cholesterol levels and the size of our gut, man boobs and/or saddle bags on our butts had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than the Golden Arches could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Richard Simmons as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and of the health food store inventory and found nothing there that remotely resembled something that was edible or that would even taste good, but we considered having our stomachs stapled and that didn’t sound fun either so we are basically doing this on will power until we give up, can’t take it anymore, or have a nervous breakdown.
5. Admitted to the pimple-faced deaf kid with an IQ of under 42 and the listening and comprehension skills roughly that of a cockroach at our favorite drive-thru, to ourselves and to everyone that asked why we were in such a bad freaking mood and the exact nature of our wrongs and how a Biggie Meal at Wendy’s solved all of that so quickly and effectively, and that if they didn’t leave us alone and stop eating fatty foods in front of us we would take that carton of French Fries and feed it to them through their eye sockets.
6. Were entirely ready to have a shotgun remove all these defects of character. Only after we took out that stupid Subway guy (with said shotgun) that walks around thinking he’s cool because he basically eats rabbit food on a bun three times a day.
7. Humbly asked a doctor to prescribe high doses of LSD, or other very mentally incapacitating drugs that would not give us the munchies, to help us to remove (or at least help us not remember) our shortcomings and daily temptations to stop at Krispy Kreme for their NY Cheesecake styled long johns.
8. Made a list of all people we had felt like eating since we stopped gorging ourselves with fatty foods, and became willing to make amends to them all and telling them that we would promise not to eat them no matter how desperate we got but that they also might want to stay away from us for a couple of decades or so.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would put their lives in direct jeopardy due to our sudden craving to sink our teeth into absolutely anything (including people) besides a piece of lettuce, a carrot that tasted like dirt, or a low-fat Fig Newton.
10. Continued to take personal inventory of the over-priced lame items of healthy food in our house that took hours on end to prepare properly and when we we became finally desperate enough or at the last moment before it became expired or spoiled, promptly devoured it quickly hoping not to taste any of it’s hideous flavor on the way down.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our desire to somehow be able to just eat fruits and vegetables and other crappy foods that were supposed to be good for people, without feeling so depressed that we got dark circles under our eyes and had to spend every red cent we made (that we didn’t have to save for the health food) on therapy just so someone wouldn’t find us someday swinging from a shower rod or something.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these stupid Steps, we tried to carry this message to others, to warn them of our miserable way of living and to tell them that life simply isn’t worth living without a daily ho-ho and ask them who really wants to live to be 80 freaking years old anyway?
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Bling Bling
Excellent, now I know now my standing.. wicked. By the way kids, only Dan Brennan would cheat on something like this.
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I lost the baby
So RobDurdle.com has decreased in mass, by 20 lbs. All thanks to my new gym.
Ok, I didn’t loose a baby, but I did loose the aprox. weight of one.
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Solar Flares From Hell
Well, not really, but theyre
supposed to screw with our power a lot, damn ions.
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You sexy thing you, *wink*
And no matter how many times I to mention it ( this being the first ), this site rocks
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Have you seen my stapler?
I’m adding this as a perm link soon. All I want for Christmas is a Red Swingline Stapler for my desk.
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Jenn > *
This is a list of the women that I had to pick from when I picked Jenn. She rox 20 times more then them.
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