I may have to kill somebody.
According to recent data and rumors, the new Superman Movie is starting up production. Yea, the big WB finally got off its ass and hired a director.
That’s where the good news ends.
The Director is McG, no, thats not a nick name, thats his full name McG. He directed Charllies Angels, and Charlies Angels 2.. 2 of the most .. um.. interesting, movies ever. The only good thing about those movies was the fact they didn’t star J Lo and Ben Affleck
But the bad news doesnt stop there.. Who will play the Man of Steel? Ashton Kutcher. In case you don’t know the name, he’s the guy boning Demi Moore. Yea, that kid from ‘that 70’s show’. Oh, and if that’s not bad enogh, for the hard nosed reporter, and love interest to Mr. Krytonian, Lois Lane, she’ll be portrayed by .. ugh.. Drew Barrymore.
I’m a hardcore Superman fan. Like -hardcore-, but I’m not sure if even I would goto this movie. I mean a remake of the orginal Superman Movie is cool, but, well, fuck.
I’d be up for some cameos by like Christopher Reeves. You know, Superman saving the man in the wheelchair gag, all the classics, but this shit just damn well makes me wanna start projectile vomiting blood at McG and WB.
They had signed Richard Donner up back in August, but since then have migrated to this retard. Mr Donner was involved in the orginal Superman, Superman 2, Get Smart, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 6 episodes of the orginal Twilight zone, to the Goonies. You heard me, The mother fucking Goonies. His list of projects reads like a best seller’s list of great TV and movies.
I wonder who will play Jor-El or Lex Luthor? Marlon Brando and Gene Hackman replaced by what, Will Ferrell and Brendan Fraser?
WB is evil. The basic forumla for success doesnt involve taking things that were popular and injecting pop culture. Major Studios scare me. McG could probally do a decent Comic Book film, but not Superman. Superman is too stern/stoic for his sloppy seconds style.
I’m gonna go puke.
Oh, and for the record, Superman is Canadian. So stop with this American Pride / American Idol crap.
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Paris Hilton
Other then the cash, and the looks, she (not work safe) obviously does’t have much in the way of brains..
Breasts, yes, brains, not so much.
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Stoned Mapmakers?
Wow, I wonder if this artist could find Jimmy Hoffa, he apparently found our 11th province for us.
I was wondering where we had put that..
I also dug this up. It’ll be pretty interesting for all you openGl freaks, like Adam/Stephan/FooDave.
It does require a plugin, but they’ll auto-install it for you, so don’t fraek out.
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TimeTales.com
Found a neat website, I’ve sometimes found pictures when I move into new places, it seem’s a shame to throw them out, it could be a very meaningful picture to somebody.
TimeTales.com is a collection of found photographs.
Found at fleamarkets, thriftshops, some are scooped up from streets and alleyways, fallen from an overstuffed bag or torn pocket.
Others turn up in a cabinet.s hidden compartment, found while wandering the rooms of an abandoned house.
Now the photos exist by themselves, lost in time.
Time tales does not want to reveal their mysteries.
Time Tales asks to be the new home for lost photos, a resting place, for the nameless and the lost.
a picture needs memories to be an image
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The Greatest Album Covers That Never Were
“One hundred established graphic and fine artists were approached to create the definitive album cover of their favorite recording artist. Each chose an iconic musical subject from the 1940s to the present and from the genres of rock, blues, jazz, country and soul music. The result is an original and highly creative collection of contemporary art. ”
The Greatest Album Covers That Never Were.
Pretty damn cool stuff.
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Holy Time Killer Batman
This shit has got to be the best time wasting gadget of the year. I’ve posted a lot of links that pretty much are there, just to waste time, but I love this one the best.
Go ahead, give it a shot.
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Oneirogmophobia
damn, and to think, I thought I had stupid phobias, like pooping in public stalls. They ain’t nothing like this one.
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Vintage
I’m a big nut for vintage gear, and so is Jenn, so this link is mostly for her, but feel free to check it out, its about vintage postcards from American motels. Not super exciting, but good to browse through.
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Paris Hilton
This post is in regards to the recent paris hilton sex tape. Damn, I wonder if I should post a link to it…
Well until I decide to do it or not, here’s a link to get you in the right mindset.
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I wonder…
The Facts:
1. If you send code to encrypt/decrypt over 128bit to a foreign country listed by the US as a hostile power, you get put on an international arms dealers list.
2. If you threaten to kill a president, or a former president, or anybody under that protective umbrella, the Secret Service -will- call you. They’d even call Dan Brennan.
3. If you tell your gay lover you have aids, and you got it from his “wife” that he’s using for cover, you’ll get the shit beaten out of you, and probally die.
What would happen if say I used a service like MyLastEmail.com to send this data via email after I’m dead?
Would i be added to the arms dealers list post-death? Would the secret service beat on my corpse with a angry gay lover?
I wonder.
Of course, I would never do anything like that, and I’m not gay.
No really, I’m not, fuck off Paul.
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Well now
I Finally have a link that would interest both Paul and Jenn… the world feels differnt now, I feel armagedeon!
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Graphics
This right here, is some cool stuff I found while clip art hunting, yes indeed. Along with this online image editor thing. They’re neat toys.
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boobies
Hmm, here’s a neat snip from a site I read a lot…
It might interest you and your readers to know that the Breast Cancer Site (www.thebreastcancersite.com) is having trouble getting enough clicks per day to donate one mammogram per day. It costs nothing, and only takes a few seconds of your time (and everyone else’s) to go there and click on the pink ribbon, which will, in turn, spur advertisers to give money to donate mammograms to those in need of them.
Mammograms, as you probably know, are tests that involve smashing and squishing flat of the boobie itself in order to detect lumps at their earliest stages, and thus giving the woman time to do what is necessary to save her boobies from cancer. This is what we women go through to save our boobies so that you have something to hold onto at night. Also we do it to save our own lives.
So if you really like boobies (and I know you do), please take a moment to post this in your blog. Thanks from all us gals.
I’ll do anything for boobies. -Anything-
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New Phone
And, no, not a personal phone, Havn’t owned a personal phone in about 3 years..
Thinking about getting one, of course not in my name, I never want a phone in my name, evil people call you when you own a phone.
And I found a pretty useless screenplay creator on the web, I understand how it works, I wish I didn’t though.
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Dorks
Wow, people who do a whois on a domain actually expect valid information? Wow, I had so not heard about that.. *grin*
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We outlawed.. what?
I’m no longer allowed to toss dwarfs? not even the concrete ones?
That’s as wrong as Tim Hortons using frozen donuts, its a scandal I say!
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Paulfirlotte.com – Lego
Paul has some serious fucking issues when it comes to legos. He’s an old man, who’s somehow trying to create his own universe to be in control of. Very disturbing.. this is just for him.
Oh, and I was on the hunt for My Little Pony Cereal, but all I found of the 80’s was this so far. I will find it though.
Mmm, speaking of food, I’m hungy.
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Wow, geeks + job = wasted money
Java Marbles , another time wasting tool, and there are other addictive games in java.
Your boss must love me. Oh, and I’d like to state, that yes, there are too many rich geeks out there, and I want to be one of them.
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Enter The Matrix
Ok, so obviously the United States goverment doen’t really do more then skim pop-culture when trying to be cool.
Their new program, called, yes, you got it, The Matrix (Multistate Anti-TeRrorism Information EXchange).
What kind of moron calls a program, which invades lives and provides surveillance on citizens, The Matrix. Dude, like seriously talk to a PR guy someday before you implement shit like this.
It’s a new version of the Total Information Awareness program for states which is run by a private corporation, Seisint Inc. I’m a little worried actually, this is a bad trend, and I’m not the only person who thinks so.
How The Matrix works in the real world..
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Drinking in Vegas
Bender’s photo gallery from his recent trip to Vegas. Yes, I know, he is a fictional robot from the future, but it’s a free country, so what if he want’s to violate all logic, and go drinking in vegas.. in 2003..
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Game on!
I don’t try to find these things, they just seem to gravitate to me. I love them none the less though, so here’s the latest toy to waste you day with, the catapult.
RobDurdle.com 
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