Urinal Etiquette
The cardinal sin of urinal etiquette: Never pee beside someone. Ever.
The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette. Women should read this site to get a better understanding of whats going on in a guys head when it comes to a simple ‘bathroom break’.
Here, you can read about some of complex decisions to be made about where to stand and which sink to use.
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Idiotic Trends
I wonder if the destruction of MP3.com was in any way related to the RIAA wanting the MP3 Standard to go the way of the water powered car.
Vivendi, the new owner of Mp3.com, has announced that it’s flushing all the music it hosts at MP3.com down the toilet, they’re not selling the archive, containing more than a million songs by mostly 250,000 indie artists. As of December 3rd, they’re destroying it.
I wonder if the RIAA will come after the performers who just like to strum a familliar song on their guitar in the own kitchen. Or maybe cover bands are next..
This has all gone way too far.
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More Possible Crafts
I’m thinking about getting deeper into the crafting thing, this would be my obvious next step.
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iPod’s dirty secret
This guy, has some serious balls. He rocks.
iPod’s Dirty Secret is a three-minute movie made by an iPod owner to protest the fact that Apple won’t replace his 18-month-old iPod’s un-replaceable dead battery. He’s engaged in a one-man guerrilla anti-advertising campaign to stencil a warning over Apple’s street posters promoting iPod.
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Goddamnit
So I fell down, go crack.
Yes, I’m the type of retard who falls in the shower, my back is all swollen and I feel like puking.
I’m going to enjoy the hospital later.
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Let the Games Begin!
This is so not work safe, unless you work at Infiknowledge.
The Trojan Games again in Bukarest are being dominated by the British, here are some excerts from the Judo, Pelvic Power Lifting, and my personal Fav, the Prevision Vault competions.
I could so win a gold in the PPC (Pelvic Power Lifting) arena. If it wern’t for an old sports injury.
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Family Guy
Oh My Goodness. My favorite cartoon -ever- is about to return!
Family Guy rocks. I can’t fuckign wait, it was a travisty to cut it in the first place, and leave fucking Friends and Will&Grace on the air.
Bastards. You might just live if you let this show get to air.
I’ll bury you in a 3d Painting if you screw with me.
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Google House!
This shit is funny as crap, porn mixed with everything else google has ever databased in its image search. Sweet.
Oh, and smoking kills, so yea, don’t smoke, or some shit.
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I will beat him.
I’m ordering one of these before Paul, I refuse to be beaten to the punch again.
They look pretty neat, and I could so could use it for the car kit I want to build.
Oh, and damn, the us owes more money then Mr. Jackson
Speaking of Americans, in the United States, the cover of Paul Krugman’s new book is a little bit different than the cover in England.
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Canada Post
Well, I wonder if Nan got her parcel yet.. hmm.. If she hasnt, I (ok jenn) will get the postage back, which would be cool.
Of course, that means my Nan doesnt get the present from Jenn and Me until a later date.. meh.
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I am going to out-do Paul
Fucker went and bought 3 sseperate box sets + the extra movie, now hes got all the Bond gear, But I’ll still win.
And I’ll even have this little gadget to play with while I’m at it.
Alternate link with price, for those buying me xmas gear.
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mmm dinner
In case you people didnt read up on this site, I’d like to repost it, for the holiday season coming up. There’s nothing like garlic ice cream for xmas dinner.
There are actually some pretty decent recipes in there, some I wouldn’t mind trying, some I would never eat.
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500 Songs That Shaped Rock
Yea, I grew up listening to these. Does that make me cool yet?
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The Elegant Universe
I love posting old news. But still, string theroy rocks.
I love nova, glad they finally put this online, I caught the 2nd episode on tv once, and have been desperate for the rest since. Cool.
Hour 1 – Chapter 1 | Hour 2 – Chapter 1 | Hour 3 – Chapter 1
Hour 1 – Chapter 2 | Hour 2 – Chapter 2 | Hour 3 – Chapter 2
Hour 1 – Chapter 3 | Hour 2 – Chapter 3 | Hour 3 – Chapter 3
Hour 1 – Chapter 4 | Hour 2 – Chapter 4 | Hour 3 – Chapter 4
Hour 1 – Chapter 5 | Hour 2 – Chapter 5 | Hour 3 – Chapter 5
Hour 1 – Chapter 6 | Hour 2 – Chapter 6 | Hour 3 – Chapter 6
Hour 1 – Chapter 7 | Hour 2 – Chapter 7 | Hour 3 – Chapter 7
Hour 1 – Chapter 8 | Hour 2 – Chapter 8 | Hour 3 – Chapter 8
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Wow, personality dissorders are in
Well, I’m a sort of hobbyist in the study of human nature. I like to know how people tick, and what drives them. Unfortunately, insanity drives most people.
Like always referring to yourself in the 3rd person, thats pretty wacko.
Dissociative Identity Disorder
Persons with dissociative identity disorder are often told of things they have done but do not remember and of notable changes in their behavior. They may discover objects, productions, or handwriting that they cannot account for or recognize; they may refer to themselves in the first person plural (we) or in the third person (he, she, they); and they may have amnesia for events that occurred between ages 6 and 11. Amnesia for earlier events is normal and widespread.
It could explain a lot of the things in some peoples lives, like the boyfriends they choose, it also offers a great cover for anybody wanting to explain away a few tryst.s with foreign men.
But, I.m not a psychiatrist, so what do I know?
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The Wall action figures
Just in time for Christmas: Pink Floyd: The Wall action figures. Collectible action figures. Strictly limited edition of course.
And for the geek who can never get home, such as PaulFirlotte.com, here’s a way to still enjoy Christmas, when you’re called away from home at 6:30am, on December 25th.
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Bony Skank Bummed
I know, so many for some of you to choose from, but I mean Paris Hilton. hah.
“I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt,” the socialite and reality TV actress said Monday in a statement to The Associated Press.
“I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public.”
My hairy yellow ass, she didn’t know what was going on, this is just a way to get some cheap and sleazy press for her new reality tv show.
Dont cry too hard, you’ll ruin your surgery.
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Austin’s getting married?
Aww, well isn’t that cute. Austin and Sandy can fianally get hitched not only in Canada, but in the US too. I’m glad to hear this news, maybe now they’ll stop bitching. Nothing worse then 2 gay guys bitching.
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Plans
Yupp, I’ve got plans for my case, they mostly involve this stuff. In the most basic way, I want this setup.
I’m hyped, if anybody else has done a UV case mod, similar to the ones listed above, please, drop a comment if you have any tips to share.
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Railguns and other lethal electrical experiments
PowerLabs is a place where PaulFirlotte.com would seem normal.
No, I’m not drunk, but this is a place where a serious electricity geek can feel at home with railgun, disk-shooter, Tesla coil and related projects. Lethal, but fun.
Oh, and I’ve taken a learnt something from this site, I suggest you do as well.
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I need new geek-wear.
T-Shirt Hell has been a site I’ve wanted to order something from for a while, followed by Jinx Hackwear, but now there’s a #3 on my want list of T-Shirts, Domination T-Shirts.
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Oh dear lord.
Does he not even know that an election year is coming fast?
Not since WWII have so many law enforcement officers been on the streets of london, but that’s not enough for Bush, he want’s to remodel Buckingham Palace for his visit so that he feels safer.. Dear lord.. That would be like The queen wanting to remodel the white house to suit her skin tone.. damn.
This man is the prime reason the Brit’s hate North Americans, and I think I see their point, this is just insane.
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