As subtle as a flying brick.

Attractive Corpse (dot) com

Service available to the seriously suicidal.

Attractive Corpse offers the following services to its client:

* Method consultation
* Fashion and makeup (if appropriate) consultation
* Location scouting
* Location preparation (including music, lighting, etc., if desired)
* Suicide note editing and workshopping
* Scheduling assistance
* Complete dress rehearsal
* Post-discovery photography

Referrals are available to financial planners, psychological services, and religious representatives.

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