As subtle as a flying brick.

Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

A Cairns, Australia gentleman burglarized three adult shops, stealing
blow-up sex dolls called “Jungle Jane” and having sex with them in an
alley. Police have collected evidence, including DNA. From Reuters:

“It’s totally bizarre. It’s a real concern that someone
like that is out on the street,” said one of the owners of the adult
sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up
and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” the owner, who gave
the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

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