The Great Cornholio’s more literate sibling

The Caffeine Examiner will review any product containing caffeine. For example: chewing gum, sprays, energy drinks, soft drinks, hard drinks, perplexingly hard drinks, patches…?
The sidebar on the right points to reviews of more caffeinated products
than I had ever dreamed existed. Products are also rated by taste,
packaging, nutrition/buzz, and website functionality.