As subtle as a flying brick.

The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World

A responsible traveler won’t set foot in another country without
knowing how to viciously insult the people in their native language.
Odds are, you won’t even make it out of the airport before a situation
arises that requires obscenities.

But “obscenity” is an ever-moving target. It’s an amalgamation of
cultural taboos, the impact of current events and your mom.
Accordingly, every country has developed a uniquely beautiful set of
curses and insults that set it apart. While some insults are broadly
accessible, like your mom, others will require a little background for
the new student. Thus, we offer this helpful guide to the best and most
vulgar (and very real) insults from around the world.

  • #9 “Suck butter from my ass” (Chupe mantequilla de mi culo)
  • #8 “A thousand dicks in your religion” (Elif air ab dinikh)
  • #7 “He’s as thick as a bull’s walt” (that is, as dense as an erect bull penis)
  • #6 “Let a hungry Carpathian
    long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck” (Gladna Karpatska valchitza
    s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba)
  • #5 “Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors” (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai)
  • #4 “Grandfatherfucker” (Afatottari)
  • #3 “I’ll make sarma with your penis’ skin” (Glirit mortin hed sarma shinem)
  • #2 “May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter” (Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem)
  • #1 “Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit” (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)

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