How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old
children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical
prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of
your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
 
 
* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
 
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
 
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
 
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
 
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.