So, in a recent Batman, there appeared a snippet of dialogue which has gained instant fame among his fans (and, I dare say, the detractors) for being quite possibly the worst and least Batman-like comment ever uttered by the Dark Knight Detective – and that’s saying a lot. It’s not even cheesy bad, but just “Jesus, what the hell were you guys thinking?” bad.

The line is “What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’m the goddamn Batman.”

Don’t believe me?

All Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder #2 (Frank Miller)

So, the idea was this: seeing that Bruce is obviously more comfortable expressing his utter prick nature now, what other classic Batman appearances can this little gem be inserted into for fun and profit?

Yes, I am that bored.

Taking the mickey out of Clark and Diana at the end of Kingdom Come

Dumping on the Boy Wonder again in a cheezy 1970s ‘life with Bruce and Dick’ scene

(You know, I’m sure Child Welfare Services would love to hear about the emotional abuse that Bruce Wayne puts his young ward through. And then there’s all those mysterious bruises…)

I was really hoping to find a good spot in Killing Joke, Year One or Death in the Family, but so far? Nada.

Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality.

We go back in time to the middle ages where the idea for Halloween is first pitched to a group of enthusiastic villagers who quickly turn it into a bing-drinking, slut-fest.

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Look, if there was an alien baby who has been pooping and peeing on the same blanket for a number of years with only the droning of a Marlon Brando to keep him company, you’d better hope that filthy monster lands in the middle of the ocean.

A disarming video of an 86-year-old WWII veteran from a public meeting on Maine’s marriage equality bill on April 22, 2009

“The woman at my polling place asked me do I believe in equality for gay and lesbian people. I was pretty surprised to be asked a question like that. It made no sense to me. Finally I asked her: what do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach?”

Cooking Fun, originally uploaded by RobDurdle.com.

Fuck, can I cook or what.

“If your ex-spouse has run off and taken your children abroad, and the international legal system is failing to bring them back, what are you to do? One option is to call Gus Zamora, a former Army ranger who will, for a hefty fee, get your children back. Operating in a moral gray area beyond the reach of any clear-cut legal jurisdiction, Zamora claims to have returned 54 children to left-behind parents. Here’s the story of number 55.”

Sweet Jesus, ITS F*CKING RAMBO!