Yo, Steve
Mmmmm shreded wheat, corn flakes, and chocolate milk, nummy!!
And on that note, I’d like to remind you of this.
The “Semen Analysis Experts“. Bloodly lies if you ask me, they obviously havent met many of my ex gf’s.
Various .creation-science. groups have compiled lists of scientists who endorse their theories, like this list of 40 biologists and the like.
The National Center for Science Education rose to the challenge and put together a list of 285 scientists who believe in evolution. Mind you, to keep the project manageable, and to honor Stephen Jay Gould, they.re only listing scientists named .Steve..
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I need pliers
Hmm, so the roof of my mouth is all burnt to shit due to the infection I had in my jaw, whee. Loose one pain, get another. I love that game. Oh, and this game.
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Be Ready!
This site actually does exist, damn, thats insane. At least i now know what to do in the event of a nuclear strike.
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Newf
Hmm, and for all you people who wanted to know ‘is he really a newf? or just a wacked out tard?’. I am in fact, a newf (A person for Newfoundland).
Winterton ( 47°57’14″N, 53°19’50″W ), Newfoundland actually, as in this place here and here.
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Whats that fishy smell then? oh, it’s your mom..
“Canadian scientist tells Newfoundland cod fishery may be finished “.
No shit. Why the hell did they think we stopped fishing it? because it was fun to cut our primary exported and in demand product?
retards.
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BitchX
Wow, apparently I’m a world-wide published author in polish, I know most of my man pages made it into the core community, but translated into polish? and a PDF ? wow.
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Rock it old school!
These people, are to music, what Mettalica is to literature.
But yet, I love them.
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I’d vote for this guy
Hmm, George Bush annoys me. I can’t even begin to list why because doing so would make this page a few gigabytes, and thereby render it mostly unviewable in the process, because, whos going to download a gig of me bashing the president of a foreign country?
In all honesty, I think a hampster could run america better.
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this guy needs more drugs
have you ever wondered what an oriental teen looks like when he conveys an emotion? Is so, go here, if not, go there anyway, and stfu. 🙂
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Lyrical Madness
Wow, when people say “hey Durdle, know any good poets?” I point them here
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New Rogers?
whee… road to rome doesnt make battlefield any more enjoyable.
I want what ever this ‘new rogers’ is, holy fucking hell its fast.
I’m sleepy 😦
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Fucking Ow
and then, i got the 2nd wisdom tooth pulled, now i’m mouth infection free! go me!
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The Tao
Do you follow the way ?
Oh, and here, some Cat 5 diagrams for you people who know you need them.
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Daily Productivity Enhancement
Today seems like a good day to take our staff productivity down a notch by introducing everyone to the amzingly spellbinding game of cow concentration, direct from Sussex.
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Paulfirlotte.com – Relatives
So looks like PaulFirlotte.com must have relatives in the translation industry.
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Stink, Stank, Stunk.
Hmm, we’ve a ‘stank’ problem here at work, somebodys ass smells worse then the smell of a mexican shithouse at noon, and as always, i’ve been investigating new ways to make the stank stop, but I dont think my latest discovery would help much, what exctally does burning shit smell like?
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Newf Jokes
Two men are driving through Newfoundland when they get pulled over by a Newfie Mountie.
The mountie walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the Mountie smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver says, “what the hell was that for?”
The Mountie says, “You’re in Newfoundland my son. When we pulls you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.”
The Mountie runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the Mountie smacks him up side the head with the nightstick too.
The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”
The Mountie says, “Just making your wish come true.”
The Passenger says, “huh?”
The Mountie says, “I knows that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that asshole would’ve tried that shit with me!”
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MRTG
Whee, more mrtg related work. That and sendmail fu time. Stupid sendmail can eat crap and die.
On an unrelated note, I’ve been poking around a very informative website the past week, it has answered many of lifes questions for me.
and on a side note, sendmail can lick my nutsaq.
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Yo, it be my brother!
I was digging through my filing cabinet and found this, my brother, Mister Military.
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