If I’m lying, I’m Frying!.. *sizzle*
Well now, Maybe I should stop asking for lightning bolts to fly out of my arse… Oh, and I”m never getting a metal one, The universe apparently doesnt like body modifications.
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What does he put on credit applications?
“Any outstanding debts?” Well, there’s this one…
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ug-lee
Chicks complain a lot about weddings, mostly bridesmaids about their dresses, but can you top this shit ladys?
Oh, and for you guys, yea. there’s a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness.
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Attention, Travelers going to Italy…
Be advised that you are limited to two monkeys, and your turtles must be small.
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Slackers
Oh, and for all you slackers. Here you go.
It has all four key elements: (1) Beer, (2) Hot babes, (3) Cursing, (4) Beer
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hot chicks
Study after study shows that the employee who gets ahead in a company is the employee who knows how to throw rescue umbrellas to falling chicks.
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That Darn Guy
Ok, if this is the Rejected stuff, is this the accepted stuff??
Also.. have fun!
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Leave my balls out of this.
What the hell does this mean? I don’t know IF I really want to know
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ever get the feeling youre not welcome?
Told you we were screwed. UH-oh. First the USA, now the universe flips me the bird.
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Migranes are fucking evil
So I’ve got a migrane, and like any good geek, what do I do after I pass out for a few hours? grab a computer to make sure I’m not out of date. Damn, I sux.
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boom
Well, I had to hack blogger to be able to use my account while i was locked
So the news. Well, heres a few pictures of The Car. I love this puppy, its got spunk, i like spunk.. or is that sperm. Whatever. I’m back from vacation, and I’m already sleepy. Whee!
This Weekend, I”m adding a sub to my car, heh, i found it in the attic, hah. No, seriously, some previous tennant left it there, and me and Paul got it working. Crazy.
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go fly a kite
My Jennifer is sunburnt 😦
Vacation = rocking, I don’t feel like I’m dead anymore, so thats good
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VROOOM!
So after much hassle, I’m now a man with a car. Well , a man with a wench with a car. But still it beats walking.
Now to mod it…
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Pain, lots of Pain
The doctor told me to take a few days off work, I think I”ll go back tommorow/next day. Despite the fact my note says for me to go back on the 9th. Crazy Doctors.
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Ready.. aim.. FIRE!
Hmm, well now. This explains the pee on the seat last night.. I knew it wasnt me. Pie in a Jar? wow, efficient.
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