Hmm
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
I had planning on doing that, damn Idea stealing bastards.
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Holy Crap..
Famous Players: Movie Information
The Lord Of The Rings: The Trilogy (No Passes)
Running Time: 692 mins
Genre: Adventure
Distributor: Alliance Atlantis
Release Date: 12/16/2003
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Leet
I’m a big old school Nintendo fan, being that I grew up with it. Found a neat little site that lets me play all my favorite nintendo games online. Sort of pertty damn cool if you ask me.
Gonna try to get to LOTR tonight, if theres a midnightshowing in the province. Hopefully the snow will put off all but the hardcore fans.
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Things *not* to do while watching Return of the King
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait… where the hell is Harry Potter?”
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” – After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: “The Ring.”
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr. Anderson.”
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it…. MY way…!”
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!” See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte’s really let herself go!”
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Snow Day!
Time to hurt, just so happens that I’m sick after I come home to work via the VPN.
Go me!
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Christmas Shopping
Well, we got most of the xmas shopping done Saturday, and I think Jenn was supprised at how fast and easy it was to do, I got most of her’s done last month, so all is good on that front. Except for stuff for her stocking, I still need to fill that thing up with goodies..
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Ugh, is it time to goto bed yet?
Well, then. The OAOT XMas party was awesome, It was at the Delta, I’ve never been there before for anything other then passing through to a former job. Had some good food, and a good beer, with a good woman. So it was a pretty damn good night.
Jenn wore this long slinky red dress, looked damn ass hot in it. Pictures will follow soon. I even shaved my beard off for the event. Supposidly I looked pretty good, I still need to loose 10 lbs for me to be happy though, But I guess having lost 15-20 is a good start.
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Wow
I opened this conference call yesterday at 8am est, and I’m JUST finishing it. How damn leet.
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NYC Cops too sensitive lately?
Man, after September 11th they’ve gotten fucking touchy. Remind me not to fart in NYC
Oh, and some of greatest vomit stories ever are in here.
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baaa
Does this make anybody else nervous? Sheep + naked = bad ?
I can’t see anything good coming from this.
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Your Tax Dollars
Ever wonder why you pay so much in taxes? It’s because the goverment is made up of normal people, and normal people love porn.
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Fishy Linux
I’m all for the empowerment of the unix community vs Big Bill, but these geeks have way too much time on their hands.
I hate projects to get linux running on idiotic devices, just to say it can. I can beat myself in the head with a hammer, but that doesnt mean I should.
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Creep me the fuck out
Holy shit, I just stopped looking at random links, this shit scared the crap out of me.
Oh, and I posted a link about the woman who was trampled at walmart for a dvd player? looks like that shit was too good to be true.
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Christmas is almost here..
And then, there was more tools to waste your valuable shopping time.
Oh, and here’s the perfect gift for the druggie in your family, The Urinator. Just don’t get pulled over with one of these gadgets on you.
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Penny Arcade – Blast from the past!
The best Penny Arcade image ever. Mainly due to the fact they were forced to take it down, here’s their take on it, and an on-going petition related to it.
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Dirty Banks & Mr Happy Crack?
I know most banks are dirty.. but this is a little odd, even for them.
Oh, and when I first saw this Characters name, I thought he was based on PaulFirlotte.com
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Mmm New Case.
I’m thinking of getting a new case after Xmas, details are here.
This should be one of my last purchases before getting geared up to save for a house.
Yea, A house, I’m now an old man. Hah. leet.
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Paris Hilton… ugh.
Isnt her 15 minutes of Fame up yet?
I still wonder if I should post a link to her Porn/Video, Hmm, if you want it, make a comment below, and I’ll possibly hook you all up.
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Battlestar Details
More details on the Battlestar Galactica miniseries, starting tonight.
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Battlestar Erotica ?
Battlestar Galactica. I know, I hate the orginal 70’s show, who doesn’t? It was the largest pile of crap I’ve ever seen. Inbreeds and Psychotic fucks loved it, but other then that, its even worse then Ren&Stimpy, and I -hate- that show.
But this one has something the 70’s version didnt..
Yes, Tricia Helfer.
“We realized the only way we could improve on the original is if the Cylons could have sex,” quipped co-executive producer David Eick at Tuesday night’s Los Angeles premiere. The chrome-domed “walking toasters” from the original TV series are succeeded by — well, really hot blond chicks, who infiltrate human society to engineer its doom.
One of the newly humanized enemy androids, Number Six, is played by former Victoria’s Secret model Tricia Helfer (so that’s Victoria’s big secret! — we always knew there was a sinister purpose behind those ubiquitous catalogs). While in the throes of sex, her spine glows a luminescent, otherworldly, X-ray crimson.
Episode No. 1 of the two-part miniseries, which debuts Dec. 8, explodes with a jaw dropper of a scene that blends Cylon eroticism with equal parts pants-wetting apocalyptic terror and blast-tacular deep-space warfare. None of this should work, but under the nuanced direction of Michael Rymer, it does, spectacularly, and the rest of the episode never disappoints.
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We aren’t Americans?
Canada’s View on Social Issues Is Opening Rifts With the U.S. (note: NYT reg. required)
“Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull,” Rick Mercer, Canada’s leading political satirist, said at a recent show in Toronto. “Between the pot smoking and the gay marriage, quite frankly it’s a wonder there is not a giant deck of cards out there with all our faces on it.”
There are people out there who think Canada should be attacked like the US was, so that we could know how it feels. But that’s sort-of impossible. Nobody hates us.
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Yes, I worked there.
Ok, So I worked at burger king for a while after I got out of college, a lot of people look down on that kind of work, I don’t.
It’s good solid work, and it paid the bills while I was job hunting. I know people in the fast food world making 13$ an hour to sling fries. They don’t have to deal with downsizing, or the instability to the technical world.
Hell, with the way that North Americans eat, they probally have the most jobs security of any of us.
So, yea, here, take it, and feel bad, you bastards.
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Flute Stuff
What in the name of hell is Flute Oil?
Well, i’ll find out in 6-8 weeks, won’t I.
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