From Russia With Love
Those Crazy Russians, they really know how to make the worlds top musical acts immortal. I might actually pick one of these up for Jenn, she loves this kind of stuff.
Insects
I Hate bugs. That said, here is the Insectclopedia.
That, and I can’t belive that prohibition is still a valid option in some peoples minds.
Welcome to the end.
Damn, I’m all about hysterias. People have been wondering for decades when we’ll run out of oil, and we’ll have to change. Looks like its sooner rather then later.
Nerds!
The Pagan Hierarchy. like the Geek Hierarchy, but for pagans. I don’t know why this kind of chart is so inherently funny, but damn, it sure is.
Curry KitKat
dude, I’m all for the new flavours in standard chocolate bars out recently, i like white chocolate a lot, especially white chocolate reese cups. Mmm.
But shit can only be modified so much before it becomes something evil, and paulfirlotte.com-ish.
Take for example, this.
I like Curry, I like KitKat. Hell I like hamburgers, and I like bean sprouts, but not together. What kind of sick mind decided “Hey, lets mix these two”. As well as the cumin and masala flavour, NestlÈis considering offering lemon cheesecake, liquorice, saffron and passion fruit.
NestlÈcan eat a dick, i’m sure it would taste better then some of their current products.
Voivod album to be reissued
VOIVOD’s classic debut album, “War and Pain”, will be re-released in the official 20th Anniversary “ultimate deluxe” edition on April 5 through Metal Blade Records.
Originally released in 1984, the album will be reissued in a three-CD-release in a stunning package with “shitloads of bonus stuff, all lyrics and lots of cool photos included as well!” according to a press release.
The best part of the reissue is the second disc, which is the Morgoth Invasion live demo from 1984. It’s close to 80 minutes long, and it sounds pretty good, so it’s nice that it’s finally being officially released.
A Super Tragedy
Mario Brothers, a tragedy in three parts (1, 2, 3). hopefully there’s more to come.
Can you spell “Innuendo”?
It’s hard to believe, but this clip actually went out as an episode of the popular Childrens Television series “Rainbow”, from the 1980s. If you don’t want to download the vid, here’s the script.
Oh, and Jenn’s dad could so kick this guys ass in the whole reverse driving game.
How to speak geek
So many people, so many different ways to say the same thing, I use most of the terms on this page. I had no idea about some of them though, crazy shit man.
Speaking of Crazy shit, you can now buy an imaginary girlfriend on eBay. Wicked awesome. I wish this had been around back in the day when I was single.
Amazon.com
Managed to get my amazon.com interface up and running. Winamp now interfaces with my site, and my site cross-references vs amazon.com
Yay, geekdom. Try highlighting something from the ‘recent songs’ section on the right.
Can you pay my taxes with cookie dough?
“Let’s say 1 cookie equals $10 billion…” Ben Cohen (of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream) and TrueMajority explain the US federal budget with Oreos. [Flash.]
No Jusice for the criminals
man, crime is crime, all criminals should be punished… But.. this is just wrong.
Remind me to never comit a crime in that state.
Stuffed animals of death?
Found these while waiting to go home, sorta nutty.
Ebola.. only fuzzy.
Creepy Crimson Room
I beat it, took me a damn long ass while, but damn, it was NOT easy. Took me all afternoon.
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
This list is among the funniest things I have ever read. I don’t know Skippy I am very sorry to say. He is a friend of a co-worker who sent me this list, since Skippy’s own site is no longer online. Hope everybody enjoys!
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Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz’ not ‘Princess Anastasia’.
Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
Not allowed to play ‘Pulp Fiction’ with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
muse cube.
A nice place for the beautiful. Seems like a legit version of voyeurweb (Not Safe For Work).
Artsy Soft-Core Porn rocks.
Owned
Creative Internet Techniques a large Ohio ISP was shut down by the FBI for “IRC network” violations. If you need to get at your hosted data “please contact the Bureau via email to rwhite3@leo.gov. Make sure to include in your email your name, mailing address, and telephone number with area code.”
Owned.
Karla & Jeremy
Because I’m a nice brother, I registered my brother and sister a couple websites. Karla got KarlaGreen.ca and Jeremy got JeremyGreen.ca.
Halifax under curfew
The Globe and Mail and the CBC are reporting that the Province of Nova Scotia has placed Halifax, Canada, under a curfew tonight. The city has taken this unprecedented peacetime action to allow the snow plows to deal with the 100cm (~50 inches) of snow that has fallen in the last 24 hours. Anyone caught on the streets between 11pm and 7am faces a CDN$1000 fine.
Damn. Cool that the province actually stepped in and lay the law down.
The Travels of a Newf
I’m working on a map of my travels, I havnt gotten the dates right yet, but I’ve got a good chunk of my travels down so far. Stay Tuned for more.
Canadians to be Owned via CRIA
Yay, time for some canadians to be owned with the whole p2p fiacso.
Word to the wise, don’t fucking use a public file sharing network, retards.
Here’s the numbers for the first set of lawsuits, a little bit less hefty as the us one, but its a start.
Bell Sympatico : 7
Rogers : 9
Shaw : 8
Telus : 3
VideoTron : 2
Angel Cancelled
Angel, the spinoff from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, is being cancelled. Five seasons, the show featured the usual Whedon quirky writing but with a more serious tone than Buffy.
I don’t know if I’m alone, but I like Joss Whedons stuff. He’s got a decent sense of humor, and a pretty decent wit, for somebody from Hollywood. Too bad for some reason the networks apparently don’t like him. Take firefly for example, what a hell of a show. One of my favorites, not even a full season, and yet, when the DVD hit the shelves, boom, record setting sales. So now, there.s a firefly movie in the mix.
Family Guy was dead for a while too, cancelled 2-3 times, but yet the DVD sales made the marketing folks think. “Gee, we sell millions of copies of the old episodes, wonder what people would do for new ones!”
Too many good shows bite the dust lately; it’s mildly pissing me off. I just got Jenn into watching Angel, and she likes it. Which is saying something, because Jenn doesn’t watch much TV, but yet, she likes angel and even bought me season 2 for a Birthday present, and I’m buying season 3 this month.
Ten Years of My Life
I found this project completely by accident the other night. It’s a fairly unique idea, the guy plans to post 1 picture from every day, for the next ten years of his life.
Which makes the title of the site, tenyearsofmylife.com, pretty obvious. All the practice this guy has taking pictures definately shows.







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