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Tropical.. Canada?

There’s a plan afoot for Canada to annex the beautifully sunny Turks and Caicos islands. Why?
Turks and Caicos would give Canada a warm, friendly 11th province – a southern destination where the Loonie could land without breaking a wing.
Personally, I’m all for it. I wouldnt mind being able to go south, and not have to worry about dealing with immigration people.


Sickness

I’ve been sick for a damn month, holy fuck I hate this.


Well.. Movie time

Ok, so I’ll admit it. I like Harry Potter. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, lets move on, shall we?
There’s a new Trailerfor the 3rd Harry Potter movie (the Prisoner of Azkaban), and they’ve already got a director for the 4th one (The Goblet of Fire).
That and there looks like another aliens movie after this Alien vs Predator mess is out of the way, that makes what.. 5 ? and they just released the exclusive box set of DVDs. Glad I didn’t pick up that box set like I wanted to. This just goes to add more weight to my argument of never buying box sets, unless they come in chapters (ala TV show DVD sets).
Even HR Giger (my fav artist) doesn’t like what they’ve done to his orginal Aliens.


BitchX

Finally got around to fixing the BitchX man page tonight, yay. BitchX 1.1 should be out soon, yay.


Bunnies

The Exorcist.. in 30 seconds.. with bunnies. Yupp, this is it. For you patienceless kids out there, have fun


GUIde Book

Yeah, I know, GUIde Book. before you get all stupid/dan on me, the case is right. It’s this cool database of screenshots of old school gui. Most of which I’ve used (yes, I’m old).
I also found a new USB hub I want, maybe next week I’ll order it. The Hello Kitty USB hub talks, moves, and vibrates while you work.


100 most messed up words/phrases

Found a site with the “100 Most Often Mispronounced Words and Phrases in English“. Basically, think Dan Brennan, and you now know 80% of his vocab.


DVD

DVD Burner came yesterday, yay, and the mod chip should be here in about 18-48 hours. Now to be making a media center.
I’m going to have to dig up some of my modding contacts, see what they can do for me.


Drinkin

Went out drinking with a few of my friends last night, was pretty cool. I’m glad I don’t get hung over, even though I didn’t drink that much.


Piggy!

Here Piggy Piggy!


Paul and Dave.. again

Fireworks and Stupid People.. Just as plausable if you were to substitute Paul and Dave for that shit


Dress Up Jebus

“…Urban Outfitters is offering a refrigerator magnet set depicting Jesus on the cross. A variety of clothes for “Jesus Dress Up” include a Satan mask and tights, ballerina, and dogcatcher outfit. The sign above the cross reads, “Hang in there baby!”….A variety of clothes for “Jesus Dress Up” include a Satan mask and tights, ballerina, and dogcatcher outfit….and a Dr. Seuss hat.”
So reads an Action Alert sent to the several million members of the Reverend Donald Wildmon’s American Family Association which urges concerned christians to bombard Urban Outfitters with letters condemning the allegedly blasphemous magnets. But there is no need to even buy them when you can play “Dress up Jesus” online! – “Dress up Jesus by dragging the items to him with your mouse.”, reads the offending website. From the AFA’s suggested letter text : “While you may think it is “cute,” your decision shows a great disrespect toward people of faith everywhere.”
To say that I dislike the AFA would be to put it mildly, but I kinda think that freedom of speach only goes so far. Even I think the magnet is sort of insensitive to those christian folk ou there.


DEE VEE DEE

Finally got around to picking up a dvd burner, was waiting for a great sale to show up, and ncix finally did me right with the burner I wanted for about 115 bucks. Yay!
I should have it in tommorow, as well as some more updates.


SeaQuest DSV Motherfuckers

So. The year was 1996, and there I was sitting in my grandmothers living room, enjoying the final episode of SeaQuest DSV, and just as it was about to getting interesting.. they break for a ‘special news segment’. So what does Rob see? A white ford bronco driving down the highway. I figure, whoever this OJ guy is, will get busted in a few minutes, and I’ll get to finish my show… The show that I’ve been waiting to see for about 3 months. About 3 hours into the damn news special, I take the hint, and goto bed, pissed off and bitter.
Being in Canada, we don’t get all the cool american stations that probally re-broadcast the show. So the year is now 2004, and I’ve yet to see that god damned final episode.
But, Space has finally done me right where NBC fucked me in the goatass. As of April 3rd, SeaQuest will be back on the air and I’m damn near speachless with joy.


Little Friend?

So, I’m thinking of picking up a little friend for our budgie. Maybe a cute baby hand tamed one. If I do, I’ve got two options for cages, both are pretty swanky. Cage No. 1 and Cage No. 2 are both huge, but No. 2 is 4 inchs bigger then No. 1. I’m thinking that extra space is good, especially since they come with deluxe stands with storage room in them.


Pretty Bird

So, I picked up a budgie this weekend, and it rocks, its a little shy, but its pretty awesome. I’m thinking of setting up a ‘BabyBirdCam’ with sound and shit.
I might even set it up so I can talk to the lil guy while I’m at work.


Happy Holidays

Hah. Oh Yeah. You all have a nice safe holiday season.


me need sleep…

Well Fuck me gently with, well, something sharp, (obviously not dan brennans wit). I’m beat. I’ll post some more tommorow, but for now.. fuck it, nite 🙂


Lord of the Wallets

Damn it.
Ok, so you can now pre-order The Return of the King. Normal version only though, I was fooled the first time they released the normal one, then the leet special edition on top of that. What that works out to is, I’ve a the normal, and the special edition for The Fellowship of the Ring.
So like I said, I was fooled once. So for the 2nd movie, I waited, and picked up the Special Edition only. I thought I was smart. But I’ve been hearing rumours through reliable sources, that once Return of the King is released for Christmas 2004, there will be a 16 dvd box set with EVEN MORE extra footage. Somewhere near 6 hours per movie, holy shit.
I’ve paid like 80$ per movie as is, so thats 160 so far, and with that much invested, I’m of course going to finish the set, but I want that exclusive box set. So Sexy. Figuring that for the two 4 dvd sets, I’ve paid 160-ish, and with the 3rd box set being in the same area, cost-wise, thats 240-ish $ I’m laying down. I dont even fucking want to know what the 16 dvd set will cost. shit.
Oh, and thats not to mention the talks of filming the hobbit to add to the trilogy. Shit, I swear, if I go out and buy that box set, and then they release ANOTHER fucking movie, I’ll go apeshit on that studio.


Vroom

Buuumm didididididi buuuummmmmm bum bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Yeah, that pretty much describes Austin McGay.


Mmm Hot Chocolate

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Mmm Fellatio

The device to beat all other devices.


3d crazyness

Holy 3d insanity. I need to try this shit out.


Helpful Book

A need is finally met.
If you are old and lame and watched a lot of TV growing up, you’ll appreciate this.