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Steven Wright

“I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”


Xmas Shopping

To get ready for christmas, I’ve already started looking for Jenns perfect christmas present, and I think thats it, but then again no gift says “Peace On Earth” like this.


Spammer Jail

First Felony Spam Convictions, Hopefully the first of many.


The Moon rox

A time lapse photo of the recent lunar eclipse ( which I missed )


Voice-operated airplane

MIT researchers have developed a voice-controlled aircraft guidance system that enables a pilot in one plane to control a nearby unmanned air vehicle (UAV, sorta like the ones in stargate, yes I’m a nerd) by talking to it. Here’s a quote from the official press release:

“The system allows the pilot to interface with the UAV at a high level–not just ‘turn right, turn left’ but ‘fly to this region and perform this task,'” said Mario Valenti, a flight controls engineer for Boeing who is on leave to pursue a Ph.D. in electrical engineering and computer science at MIT. “The pilot essentially treats the UAV as a wingman,” said Valenti, comparing the UAV to a companion pilot in a fighter-plane squadron.


Marry a Canadian?

Plotting your escape? Marry a Canadian.
Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism


I want a Superman version..


This quilt was made out of 1.5″ squares laid atop a pattern generated by laying a game screencap over a grid Paint Shop Pro 8.
This shit blows my mind, I actually want Jenn to make me a Metriod version, but yeah, a Superman quilt would rock.


Hidden Pictures

Lots of cool Hidden pictures. I found 3 before I had to start looking at the answer key, they rock.


Anybody know this guy?

Twenty Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Post Your Picture On The Internet.
Makes me rethink my gallery..


Repairs

The back screen door has has a bad hinge since the day we moved in, it accidentally got opened too far and messed it up as well as ripped a few screws out of the door frame and made it very hard to get the door to open (being that the door wasnt hanging right). Being the handy guy I am, I knew I could fix it, I just needed some time to get around to it.. I wonder if the Jennifer will notice that I fixed it.


crap

Kerry Concedes President Bush won a second term from a divided and anxious nation, his promise of steady, strong wartime leadership trumping John Kerry’s fresh-start approach to Iraq and joblessness. After a long, tense night of vote counting, the Democrat called Bush to concede Ohio and the presidency.


spammers.. fuck off

due to massive (unsucessful) attempts by spammers to spam my comments over the past 2 days, I’m going to turn comments off for a week in hopes that they eat a dick and fuck off.
Sorry for the profanity, but getting 500 emails a day about new comments being added that are spam is silly. Unfortunately spammers are spamming moveable type installs a lot more, so I’m turning off comments until i figure out a way to proactively delete them, vs my current approach of manually approving/deleting all comments before theyre posted.


Tinted windows would have helped.

Touching yourself at home with the blinds open, heh.


Everyone’s had more sex than me.

Everyone’s had more sex than me.
Warning: directly links to very loud flash movie.


Just Letters

Someone Keeps Stealing my Letters. I keep trying to spell ‘you suck’ but people keep stealing my vowels!


Update for Jenn

Im on vacation this week, so this update is for Jenn. There. I updated, so hush.


Stranger Takes Over Ga. Woman’s House

A woman came home from vacation to find a stranger living there, wearing her clothes, changing utilities into her name and even ripping out carpet and repainting a room she didn’t like, authorities said. wtf ?


2.4ghz = 2.4paininmyass

So the phone was operating on 2.4ghz, so I’m returning it. But I don’t feel bad.. actually thanks to this Thai Red Bull, I dont feel much at all. Whee!


Telephone Madness

So I felt that since I do a lot of work on the phone, I needed a new headset. I picked up this ultra-leet model, the Uniden TRUc46. You love it.


Oceans 12?

Yepp, it’s a sequel to a remake, and might I say, one hell of a remake. Here’s a trailor. I’ll be watching this one I think, I loved the remake.


101 words, 101 years, and something about dalmations

101 years in 101 words. Ok, so no dalmations, sue me.


Follow the flu

The National Flu Surveillance Network maps flu threats at the state and zipcode levels. They also have an animated map of previous seasons. The CDC also has a map of activity included in the weekly updates at their flu site. It’s too bad that we Canadians don’t have something like this.. but its interesting none the less.


Stuck up pussy.

Man, I want a cat just for shit like this.


Come back when you’re thinner!

“No soup for you! Only salad!” The Soup Nazi stars in a Center for Consumer Freedom ad about overeating and the "calorie curmudgeons" trying to regulate it.