They can’t cook bacon, I tell you that much
Oh my Goodness.. they’re cooking naked on TV
What about the bacon factors?? Dam
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Fine Art
When people try to tell me that the days of making sculptures of hideous mythical beasts out of marshmallows and then setting them on fire are past, I laugh and direct them here. More people need to go here.
The bad news of the weekend is, the Huge Monster Cheeto has been sold on eBay. The good news is, you can now bid on a digital image of the Huge Monster Cheeto. Please note, as the item description states, “you are not bidding on the actual Cheeto.”
And one last thing for all you freaks who wont stop bugging me for updates on the Culkin Family, go here.
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Atomfilms
So this weekend, I found this wicked site which has some awesome “Official” star wars fan movies, along with such great hits as Darth Vaders Psychic Hotline and the long awaited Jar Jar Binks gets deleted.. Yes, you heard it here first kids, Jar Jar Dies… and not a moment too soon if you ask me.
And the best, THE best video ever. This video speaks for itself. Dam, I love the internet.
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Road to perdition = leet
Road to perdition, what a cool movie, I think I liked it. I think, argh, stupid bus, I need a car, anybody got any uncles who own used car joints?
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Share the Lava Love
Giant Lava Lamps
The Giant Lava Lamp song is now available for download at the official site. It is a mellow and laid-back song, apparently created by people in a mellow and laid-back mood, if you know what I mean.
Some key lyrical elements are:
I’m talkin’ about the lava lamp
It’s a sexy, sexy thang
We’re gonna build a giant lava lamp
In Soap Lake, Washington, USA…
I’m getting the munchies, here.
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HOMELAND SECURITY UPDATE
These days your top stars such as Sean Combs do not go anywhere without their portable bunkers.
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Technology rocks.
audblog audio post
Cool, blogger lets me call in a post, hah, I love it! I can now post, while crapping!!
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The Shitter is the shits
Wow, I love the hotel next to me. Our bathrooms suck quite frankly, so I use theirs. They have their (urinals) minty fresh, I love it!.
So I started watching road to perdition last night, pretty good. Got a hair cut, some healthy food, and all that good stuff.
I wanted to come in and write some big rant, but meh, I’m a happy person today. Got a cool job, got a awesome girl, and I just had a super dooper poop.
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Infiknowledge Christmas
So, we had our lil xmas party last night, I bailed after the main section, but not before getting a spiffy bonus, go me 🙂
“Hackers” hah. Yea. People who can break into websites != hackers, that’s the new “first rule of being a script kiddie”. As the graph will show, the ability of the average person is now based solely on the tools supplied to them by a group of fewer and fewer people.
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More Picture Fun
While little ol’ me wandered throught his pictures, he found some goodies, here ya go kids.
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Jenn Rocks
So its my anniversary today, whee. heh, as a tribute to My girlie, I will now produce naked pictures.
Well, not really. But I will produce pictures regardless of the naked content.
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I rock.. some more
Again, i get the shaft. The damn network is broken, fucking computers, I tells ya what. I’m keeping my personal journal quite up-to-date, so I’m ‘proud’ of myself. Anywho, sleepy, nite.
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whee, drunken party
Wow, what a drunken fiasco, I got to be all protective and be myself, all the while, dressing in drag, hah, Halloweenie rocks.
Sexy eh?
http://www.paulfirlotte.com/party/
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mmm hot chick!
So, I updated, wow, its been a while, been busy with life and all that crazy jazz. So , news , you probably want news, well ok. I got’s me a woman, a new one, but not a new one.
Confused? Good, you know I like that in my lackeys.
She’s this awesome lil chickie that I know, and I’m finally happy, and all that mushy crap. She’s got a nice bum BTW.
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*yawn*
been working too much with paulfirlotte.com who works too much with kevinvye.com. I hope I dont turn out like them, they’re fried.
There’s this box, lets call it “ClickTracking”. And it should die.
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So I don’t update, sue me.
Whee, So I’m going to be doing thermal stuff all day, yay me. Anybody have any decent thermal monitoring software? mail me.
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ARGH!! I”M IN THE DARK!!!
Honestly, you would be supprised at how much havoc a power outage covering 1/4 of the province would cause to the IT industry. It’s insane, everybody is calm, because, well, what can you do ? Holidays tomorrow and Friday, w00t, I should go visit ebci.ca 🙂
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Stupid Alarm Clocks
Its pay-day, whee. And due to all the past bills I have, I’m broke again, hah, I hate my stomach, it costs me sooo much. Oh well, it could be worse, I could be Dan Breannan.(eww). So lifes been sweet lately, got my place mostly fixed up, going to buy a tv + entertainment center sometime soon, all I need now is to move my desk from work, and then I’m done. I love my place.
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Ever not want to wake up?
So its Thursday, and I its pre-pay-day, whee. Honeywell Wireless 802.11 Webpad I so should buy this…
RobDurdle.com 
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