I’d vote for this guy
Hmm, George Bush annoys me. I can’t even begin to list why because doing so would make this page a few gigabytes, and thereby render it mostly unviewable in the process, because, whos going to download a gig of me bashing the president of a foreign country?
In all honesty, I think a hampster could run america better.
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this guy needs more drugs
have you ever wondered what an oriental teen looks like when he conveys an emotion? Is so, go here, if not, go there anyway, and stfu. 🙂
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Lyrical Madness
Wow, when people say “hey Durdle, know any good poets?” I point them here
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New Rogers?
whee… road to rome doesnt make battlefield any more enjoyable.
I want what ever this ‘new rogers’ is, holy fucking hell its fast.
I’m sleepy 😦
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Fucking Ow
and then, i got the 2nd wisdom tooth pulled, now i’m mouth infection free! go me!
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The Tao
Do you follow the way ?
Oh, and here, some Cat 5 diagrams for you people who know you need them.
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Daily Productivity Enhancement
Today seems like a good day to take our staff productivity down a notch by introducing everyone to the amzingly spellbinding game of cow concentration, direct from Sussex.
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Paulfirlotte.com – Relatives
So looks like PaulFirlotte.com must have relatives in the translation industry.
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Stink, Stank, Stunk.
Hmm, we’ve a ‘stank’ problem here at work, somebodys ass smells worse then the smell of a mexican shithouse at noon, and as always, i’ve been investigating new ways to make the stank stop, but I dont think my latest discovery would help much, what exctally does burning shit smell like?
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Newf Jokes
Two men are driving through Newfoundland when they get pulled over by a Newfie Mountie.
The mountie walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the Mountie smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver says, “what the hell was that for?”
The Mountie says, “You’re in Newfoundland my son. When we pulls you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.”
The Mountie runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the Mountie smacks him up side the head with the nightstick too.
The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”
The Mountie says, “Just making your wish come true.”
The Passenger says, “huh?”
The Mountie says, “I knows that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that asshole would’ve tried that shit with me!”
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MRTG
Whee, more mrtg related work. That and sendmail fu time. Stupid sendmail can eat crap and die.
On an unrelated note, I’ve been poking around a very informative website the past week, it has answered many of lifes questions for me.
and on a side note, sendmail can lick my nutsaq.
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Yo, it be my brother!
I was digging through my filing cabinet and found this, my brother, Mister Military.
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Bike bike bike
Spring is almost here, that means its almost time to get my bike out and ready again. I need some resious work on the thing, the damn frame cant take the torque of me pulling on it hard. Its ass. but it can be fixed.. by replacing it.
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I hope the fuck he vomits.
And now, on a more intelligent note, I just farted on Simcha.
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Kables!
Argh, stupid headache. So this weekend, I baby-sat. Which is to say, I watched my girlfriend Jenn baby-sit. Heh, and for some reason, I got paid for it. Muhaha, being a leech rocks!, I need to watch her more often.
I finally got my case all filled up, with one ‘slight’ drawback. I dont have long enough gaps between the connectors on my data cables to get from the hard drives, to the cdroms. So, unless I want to run both hard drives off one bus, I’m stuck running my hard drives in the wrong bays. Argh.
Anybody got any sweet cables for me?
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I can fly!
People ask me sometimes, how can I be so happy in such a misserable world, I must thank Kevin Vye for all his help. Bless you Vye, Bless you.
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Paulfirlotte.com – Reminders
People ask me sometimes, are there things that remind you of PaulFirlotte.com, when they ask, I say yes.
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