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Neo? Neo-Geo!

Sweet Jebus


saq!

All they need are some better ads, and this could be the best advertising gimick in the world! Oh, and I want one


Time Travel?

Jean Claude Van Dame and the time cops are on this guys trail.


nice pole, wanna dance?

Hmm, and on a side note, I’m adding this to my house.


do you feel a breeze?

Ahh, so thats why its called a cockpit..


I am not insane, just different

Oh, and also for all you people who called me insane for years, I’ve discounted one of the many reasons you worthless bastards was using, David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist, and I now have proof. Also, this is so cool , but please read the disclaimer.


fuck tard

Simcha?


I am teh rox

Wow, oj said no to free publicity, the armagadeon is upon us!!! etc etc. Been a busy month for RobDurdle.com, migration from the old place is going good though, and my gf is awesome 🙂 etc etc.
Zelda is going slower now that I near the end, and have more duties at work to take care of, but its all good, I just play before work everyday, so i’m making progress. My next big step.. the PC case.


BUM!

ps, i touched jenn’s bum!


wow, you’re fucked

Allright, so you know I”m a mess, but check this freak out. I work with this smacktard.


stinky!

Whee, i need shoes, my feet smell like somebody died in them. I feel so sleepy lately, ugh, oh, yea, its cuz i dont sleep, forgot.


wtf is nl?

next time I see somebody write the abreviation for Newfoundland as “NL” I’ll kick their ass. Its NF, you retards.


wow, hes even dumb on paper

Heh, I’ve been picking danbrennan.ca apart. On a side note, people who cant code, shouldnt.


My Mommy Says “Hi”

And, I Have to mention this site, because my Mommy mentioned it to me, and I’m obliged to put it on my site. Woodenboat.ca.
If you look at this image, you can almost see my house.


Hello Kitty!

I need a massage, but not THAT kind of massage. Despite the attached note, I don’t seriously think its designed for neck/shoulder pain.. Unless you strain yourself reaching.
Oh, and they DO have neat/wacky shirts, which was my original reason for going there.
All this made possible by the wacky people at J-List


databases are for pussys

Wow, what a horible night, stupid databses, I havnt slept yet, and I’m cranky as hell. But, I’ve got Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!, so it cant get any worse. Well, except I liked pokemon, then it could get worse.


*snooze*

i finally slept, now i’m moving, whee.


fuck, i’m sore

and i thought i was tired before, haha. try investigating / describing about 700 entries.


oh jebus

oh me jebus, i’m tired.
i hate being awake.


nuke!

I hope this stupid war ends soon, bush just looks dumber every day, and my hatred keeps growing. Why can’t they just go in, kill everybody, and steal the oil? It’d be quicker.


Sex With Kittens

Wild Pussy!. There, that should get me a lot more hits. Hah.
Sex is the easiest way to get hits, so TADA.
In life, sex and death are two important issues that everyone must face.
But can you tell the difference between a selection of murderous, human rights-abusing dictators and some Hollwood porn legends, simply by examining their moustaches?
Of course you can. Right here.


game on!

Wow, I love the sp, but nintendo’s a bunch of pedophiles... I want a rebate on this.


fuck I must be old

Still deaf, argh. This is such a piss off. I spent about 6 hours in the hospital this weekend, fuck. I’m fucking tired, irratible, deaf, and in fucking pain. First person to piss me off, gets to die. Yo.


deaf old fuck

So, as of right now, I’m completely deaf on my right side. Fucking sinus infection. I need to get some drugs, and some stuff for my woman, so I’m off to the mall.
Hmm, I still want a Mac, even after watching this.