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hot chicks

Study after study shows that the employee who gets ahead in a company is the employee who knows how to throw rescue umbrellas to falling chicks.


That Darn Guy

Ok, if this is the Rejected stuff, is this the accepted stuff??
Also.. have fun!


Check `em

I know I do this, do you?


Leave my balls out of this.

What the hell does this mean? I don’t know IF I really want to know


ever get the feeling youre not welcome?

Told you we were screwed. UH-oh. First the USA, now the universe flips me the bird.


Migranes are fucking evil

So I’ve got a migrane, and like any good geek, what do I do after I pass out for a few hours? grab a computer to make sure I’m not out of date. Damn, I sux.


boom

Well, I had to hack blogger to be able to use my account while i was locked
So the news. Well, heres a few pictures of The Car. I love this puppy, its got spunk, i like spunk.. or is that sperm. Whatever. I’m back from vacation, and I’m already sleepy. Whee!
This Weekend, I”m adding a sub to my car, heh, i found it in the attic, hah. No, seriously, some previous tennant left it there, and me and Paul got it working. Crazy.


go fly a kite

My Jennifer is sunburnt 😦
Vacation = rocking, I don’t feel like I’m dead anymore, so thats good


ha ha ha, I’m Using the INTERNET!

Stupid internet, I tell ya, its the devil. THE DEVIL!
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VROOOM!

So after much hassle, I’m now a man with a car. Well , a man with a wench with a car. But still it beats walking.
Now to mod it…


Not Worksafe by any means :)

A URL worthy of me. and possibly by link bar someday.


Muhaha!

Told you’d I’d be back! etc etc


Pain, lots of Pain

The doctor told me to take a few days off work, I think I”ll go back tommorow/next day. Despite the fact my note says for me to go back on the 9th. Crazy Doctors.


reminds me of a lsd flashback

Goats DO have sex with hippos!!!


Ready.. aim.. FIRE!

Hmm, well now. This explains the pee on the seat last night.. I knew it wasnt me. Pie in a Jar? wow, efficient.


Mmmm sweetness

Oh Yeah!, Kool-Aid is only good with 2x the amount of sugar its supposed to have, otherwise, its just coloured, funny tasting water.
So no car today 😦 I need either a co-signer, or a decent used car place that will approve me.. or a 3 foot long hammer.


Paulfirlotte.com – You Suck

PaulFirlotte.com sux


There are Klingons on Uranus!

Geeks, rock!


Turkey, not just for food anymore

Turkey eh? Hmm, what about human corpses?
Wheres Waldo made it online.. finally


Fucking Whores

Famous Players = teh sux
The Matrix 2 Pre-screening deal = cancelled, due to them being uber gay.
They’re having their own showing on the night before now, at 7 dollars a ticket, as well as trying to charge us almost 17$ a ticket for our ‘private pre-screening’
It also appears they’re doing this in fredericton as well, Nice. cheap bastards. I’m pissey, but at least I get to see my movie at more then 50% of the ticket price.


HARRRR!

More webchat logs from geeks worldwide! And, in breaking news this is cool, even though I’m drug free.


Bloody Semen

Way too many people hit my page looking for “Bloody Semen” is this a common problem in the world? damn.


Staying Alive!

Disco Lives


Freaks

Hmm, I finally found a site to put Simcha and Austin on. Awesome. Oh, and I found my latest e-bay purchase.
Damn, my knee hurts, argh, stupid arthritus.