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Vintage Gear, aka Crap/Antiques

Wow, reminds me of most IT guys basements/attics


Shoot me!

I’m getting a flu shot!
hah, first time ever, I’m going to be so sick.


Buzz words are for idiots.

Hmm, a site that reminds me of having to deal with some people at a former job. I hate people that don’t do anything, but yet can throw enough verbage at you that you just don’t care anymore


Back in the day…

Um, back in the day, there was a lot of hype about hackers changing their grades. Thing was, not a lot of Teachers trusted computers, so there weren’t many places that would even think about such a strategy.
Now with everybody being an expert on security and automation, and convenience, some moron has actually put the idea together, and into practice.
Does he not realize that this idea in itself defeats it’s own purpose? This is a self destroying project.
If I were a student in a school associated with this program, I’d be near wetting myself in anticipation of its deployment. It tracks -everything-, tardiness, grade, homework, etc. Anything the teachers would want the parents of bad students to know.
bad students, are usually bored, bored students are usually looking for something fun. There is nothing more fun then modifying a system like this to make your family think you’re an A+ student (or a straight B-, if you don’t want them to get suspicious, heh. ), make it look like you get to school every day on time, and get -all- your homework done.
Wow, this system is idiotic even in principal.. I LOVE it.


Fecal Tong Update.

Yupp, they’re real


Fecal Tongs?

What in the name of all that is holy are fecal tongs… please don’t say they’re what I think they are. Please?


Perl and the Written Word

I was at home last night working with this Perl app I’m developing to do conversion from written word, unpronounceable English to phonetically pronounceable , ie., Elvis becomes L – vis, dictionary style basically.
It’ll be good for various names I’ll have problems pronouncing 🙂
Feels good to be designing things again without them being used for evil.


Road Rage

Yea, I’ve been practicing for my learners permit.


The Nose Knows.

I’m wondering if one of these should be used in the vicinity of PaulFirlotte.com


A long time ago, in a toilet far far away..

Use the flush luke.


What a waste of porn.

I’ve no real comments on this, it’s a sort of disturbing waste of time, and waste of porn. 😉


Productivity Enhancements

Again with the helicopter game, damn this is addictive… But, not nearly addictive as this evil thing.


A little lonely

Hmm, I hate getting up, going to work at 7:30 and not seeing my woman till 9:30-10pm. The funny part is, it’s not my fault this time. Unlike my former place of employment, this place understands the concept of a worker basically being on a ‘pay for play’ contract.
Ie, I work, I get paid. So I get to go home at 5 a lot ;). My woman works and goes to school, so for a change, it’s her schedule keeping us apart in the evenings, the only good thing about this is that I hope she now understands what it was like at IK.
Having to work, and not wanting to, and just wanting to come home and goto sleep curled up with a nice warm person.


Paulfirlotte.com – The Hits

Hah, I figured out how PaulFirlotte.com gets his hits. This Page, and This Page.
And so to out-do Him, I would like to state that I now offer Grand Theft Auto 3 Cheat Codes and Grand Theft Auto 3: Vice City Cheat Codes, as well.
That’ll learn ya.


And the greatest novel of all time is…

Don Quixote ? Yeah, I’d belive that.


I was owned.

Owned.


Canadian Athletes taking it to the limit.

I will own you at Rock, Paper, Scissors.


Pumpkin Time

So, I need a place to display my soom to be extreme pumpkin creations.


The Iceman Cometh

Holy Shit, I know some tough guys, but they’d never even joke about this shit.
woah.


Paranoia Paranoia!

Which should I worry about more? the .mil or the .gov? also the cisco.com one doesn’t make me as happy as one would think.
.gov – US Government – 3 – 0.10%
.mil – US Military – 1 – 0.03%


The Man of the House

The wench finally has confidence in my domestic skillz. I went grocery shopping for us yesterday, I think Jenn was a little worried that I wouldn’t do very well ( we usually go together ), But I did fine, and got everything we would need, plus some treats for my woman.
She got off just in time to come pick me up and drive me+groceries home. She was pleasantly surprised by the output of my trip, which makes me very satisfied with myself 🙂
To thank me for the good outing, she cooked me a nice dinner of steak and potatoes. mmm.


RSS Syndication

Been working on the concept of an RSS feed for my blog, just so lazy people can generate a customized portal page that includes my site. Maybe even do up a nice news portal page for myself featuring alljenn.com, slashdot, penny-arcade, and a few other choice web comics and news feeds.
Hmm, We’ll see if I do it after work, I hope I do, sounds like a neat Idea. heh.


Paulfirlotte.com – VW

So, PaulFirlotte.com has finally updated his site, but with just his own bitching, that boy needs to get out and do something that doesn’t involve violence, he’s got VW (Violence withdrawal). He needs to kick the addiction.
Personally I’d recommend some crank and a few beers. But I’m a nerd, so what the fuck do I know?


Mr. Sticky Fingers

Hmm, this would be rather interesting if I could get a suit covered with it.
It would help me create the ultimate Halloween costume.