I wonder…
The Facts:
1. If you send code to encrypt/decrypt over 128bit to a foreign country listed by the US as a hostile power, you get put on an international arms dealers list.
2. If you threaten to kill a president, or a former president, or anybody under that protective umbrella, the Secret Service -will- call you. They’d even call Dan Brennan.
3. If you tell your gay lover you have aids, and you got it from his “wife” that he’s using for cover, you’ll get the shit beaten out of you, and probally die.
What would happen if say I used a service like MyLastEmail.com to send this data via email after I’m dead?
Would i be added to the arms dealers list post-death? Would the secret service beat on my corpse with a angry gay lover?
I wonder.
Of course, I would never do anything like that, and I’m not gay.
No really, I’m not, fuck off Paul.
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Well now
I Finally have a link that would interest both Paul and Jenn… the world feels differnt now, I feel armagedeon!
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Graphics
This right here, is some cool stuff I found while clip art hunting, yes indeed. Along with this online image editor thing. They’re neat toys.
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boobies
Hmm, here’s a neat snip from a site I read a lot…
It might interest you and your readers to know that the Breast Cancer Site (www.thebreastcancersite.com) is having trouble getting enough clicks per day to donate one mammogram per day. It costs nothing, and only takes a few seconds of your time (and everyone else’s) to go there and click on the pink ribbon, which will, in turn, spur advertisers to give money to donate mammograms to those in need of them.
Mammograms, as you probably know, are tests that involve smashing and squishing flat of the boobie itself in order to detect lumps at their earliest stages, and thus giving the woman time to do what is necessary to save her boobies from cancer. This is what we women go through to save our boobies so that you have something to hold onto at night. Also we do it to save our own lives.
So if you really like boobies (and I know you do), please take a moment to post this in your blog. Thanks from all us gals.
I’ll do anything for boobies. -Anything-
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New Phone
And, no, not a personal phone, Havn’t owned a personal phone in about 3 years..
Thinking about getting one, of course not in my name, I never want a phone in my name, evil people call you when you own a phone.
And I found a pretty useless screenplay creator on the web, I understand how it works, I wish I didn’t though.
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Dorks
Wow, people who do a whois on a domain actually expect valid information? Wow, I had so not heard about that.. *grin*
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We outlawed.. what?
I’m no longer allowed to toss dwarfs? not even the concrete ones?
That’s as wrong as Tim Hortons using frozen donuts, its a scandal I say!
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Paulfirlotte.com – Lego
Paul has some serious fucking issues when it comes to legos. He’s an old man, who’s somehow trying to create his own universe to be in control of. Very disturbing.. this is just for him.
Oh, and I was on the hunt for My Little Pony Cereal, but all I found of the 80’s was this so far. I will find it though.
Mmm, speaking of food, I’m hungy.
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Wow, geeks + job = wasted money
Java Marbles , another time wasting tool, and there are other addictive games in java.
Your boss must love me. Oh, and I’d like to state, that yes, there are too many rich geeks out there, and I want to be one of them.
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Enter The Matrix
Ok, so obviously the United States goverment doen’t really do more then skim pop-culture when trying to be cool.
Their new program, called, yes, you got it, The Matrix (Multistate Anti-TeRrorism Information EXchange).
What kind of moron calls a program, which invades lives and provides surveillance on citizens, The Matrix. Dude, like seriously talk to a PR guy someday before you implement shit like this.
It’s a new version of the Total Information Awareness program for states which is run by a private corporation, Seisint Inc. I’m a little worried actually, this is a bad trend, and I’m not the only person who thinks so.
How The Matrix works in the real world..
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Drinking in Vegas
Bender’s photo gallery from his recent trip to Vegas. Yes, I know, he is a fictional robot from the future, but it’s a free country, so what if he want’s to violate all logic, and go drinking in vegas.. in 2003..
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Game on!
I don’t try to find these things, they just seem to gravitate to me. I love them none the less though, so here’s the latest toy to waste you day with, the catapult.
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I’m Normal.
“The Los Angeles Times states 63% of American families are now considered dysfunctional. That means we’re the majority. We’re normal. It’s the people who have the mom, dad, brother, sister, little white, picket fence…Those people are the freaks. Normal people terrify me because they haven’t had enough problems in their life to know how to handle problems when they come up. Something little happens *snaps fingers* they just snap.” – Titus
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Well damn
Ok, so the new site+db are all purring and working great, now to take the time to make the site look more like how I see it in my head.
I figured that since the way it is now is fairly crisp, that I’d post waht I’ve done so far, enjoy, and enjoy the new sections, like comments.
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The Meatrix
Haha, this is totally an awesome marketing idea, damn, the meatrix owns, way to use humour to actually address very critical issues 🙂
5/5 stars for this mofo.
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Upgrades!
So, I’ll be working on the MySQL dB of the site tonight, and hopefully migrating the content without having to make any large visible changes for now. But, I’m working on some content changes, hopefully making it more of a well rounded site.
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Wow, even I can’t get this.
Wow, I try to avoid anything related to current political events, its too popular to be outraged, I try to avoid that knee jerk reaction bullshit. But this is something I dug up today, that even made cynical me sick.
Maher Arar, a Canadian citizen who was deported to Syria by American authorities statement
Statement to the media by Maher Arar, Nov. 4, 2003.
I am here today to tell the people of Canada what has happened to me.
There have been many allegations made about me in the media, all of them by people who refuse to be named or come forward. So before I tell you who I am and what happened to me, I will tell you who I am not.
I am not a terrorist. I am not a member of al-Qaida and I do not know any one who belongs to this group. All I know about al-Qaida is what I have seen in the media.
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The Matrix Revolutions
I’ve held back talking about the latest Matrix movie. I’m afraid of the blowback. But after letting the movie settle for a few days, I’ve come to the pinion that It was “ok” if you’re a special effects nut, and like explosions, which I am. But I also dig story lines, and I like sequels that are well, not sloppy. This shit was sloppy like a fat chick after 5 tubes of lube.
The story was wacked out, and not in the cool philosophical way, despite what some people will try to convince me, it was just dull, too much 8th grade fake-philosophy and not enough true meat.
I dunno, the story was hollow, and I ended up wanting agent smith to kick some more ass then he did. I wanted more of neo bleeding, and more of him loosing.
All in all it gets 2 out of 5 possible stars. And those 2 are just for the pure fat it was a matrix flick, and it blew a lot of shit up.
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lunar eclipse
A total lunar eclipse will be seen Saturday night, November 8 in the Americas and early the next morning in Europe and elsewhere.
Woah, I hadn’t heard about that, cool, I’ll have to see about digging up a telescope and taking a peak.
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Calling Mr. Bond.. Mr. James Bond
This is a pretty neat Idea, basically spy gear for the general public 😉
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