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Roy tells Mikey to eat a dick

Roy Disney has resigned from the Disney Board of Directors, and has sent a scathing email to Michael Eisner explaining, in detail, exactly why he’s leaving the company his uncle founded. The old man has a serious set of brass balls.
1. The failure to bring back ABC Prime Time from the ratings abyss it has been in for years and your inability to program successfully the ABC Family Channel. Both of these failures have had, and I believe will continue to have, significant adverse impact on shareholder value.
2. Your consistent micro-management of everyone around you with the resulting loss of morale throughout the Company.
3. The timidity of your investments in our theme park business. At Disney’s California Adventure, Paris and now in Hong Kong, you have tried to build parks “on the cheap” and they show it and the attendance figures reflect it.


Rogers

Back in the day, I would have just walked over and taken a hatchet to rogers fibre setup. I think I’ve matured.


Rogers is evil.

Roger’s Internet is the Devil.
Got through this morning to a tech support guy who was familiar with the term “cisco” in a way most of them aren’t, ie, he actually knew what a router was.
Rogers internet has taken to dissabling accounts which abuse their informal quotas. Yea, rogers now has quotas, informally of course. Due to massive abuse of the system, they’ve decided to exploit a loophole in their EUA.
“Unlimited Internet Service” now refers only to the fact that you can be connected 24/7. ie, The connection is unlimited, but the bandwidth is limited.
I’ve had rogers dissconnect me a -lot- due to this, and have had a few calls at work from rogers security about it. Wondering if I had a virus that was using all the bandwidth, or if i was just abusing it. They then informed me of how little bandwidth each node has, and that if I and 1-2 other rogers customers in my area are all using our rogers connection to the full usage which we pay for, then it means there isnt any bandwidth for anybody else. The needs of the may, etc etc.
Their soloution? dissconnect me constantly at 2-3 am so that I’ll stop.
Ugh. Well, if I didn’t know somebody at rogers, my account would already have been dissabled without notice.


Annessa

I wonder what fresh hell I have unearthed in my posting to an external site..
We shall see, won’t we?
Oh, and feel free to leave a comment if you werre referred here, I’m all about new blood. It’s quite tastey with sponge cake.


Double Fantasy

Double Fantasy, the album John Lennon autographed for his assassin just five hours before the former Beatle was killed went up for sale on Friday for $525,000.
Wow, its good to know states evidence can make a tidy profit.
Oh, and orgasmatron


bah!

Rumors are circulating regarding Richard Donners return to the superman project, but theyre just that.
Although, I am following this site fairly closely.
I just hope I don’t have another piece of my childhood sold to the director who promises the highest grossing revenue with the lowest cost.


Space TV

More in regards to this. I’m still pissed, but at least I’m not the only one. Richard Donner was on space last night in one of their 10 minute interviews/pieces of filler.
They were interviewing this legendary man about some of his films.. then they got to talking about the new superman. He wasn’t happy. Should we blame him for being upset? Hell no. If you’re going to do a remake of a film by a legendary team, thats cool, shows they did a great job, and its a bit of an honor.
Unless that legendary team is still alive and kicking and more then willing to do the remake.
With “McG” doing the film. I’m not going to even go and watch it. I think Mr. Donner won’t be either. He’s very upset with the big WB, and would like to make a Superman film that would be mroe relevant to today, you know, with the US burning their own constitution (and the rest of the world in the process) and all that jazz.


Mmm Hairy Titties

What in the name of sweet merciful crap is this?.
Seriously, I don’t get it, Little Red Riding Hood danceing with huge-titted and generously-testicled furry woodland creatures?
Dude, only in Japan would this be something advertising a construction firm.


All your base are belong to us.

All your base.
Figured I’d go old school, and throw some annoying crap from the past year or so at you.
Consider yourself lucky I didn’t embed this swf into the page like I wanted to.


More Tweaks

I’m still tweaking the site apparenrlty, got the new dynamic “Now Playing” tweak up and running, next thing was the weather, which is done too.
Now to get down to futureshop


And then!

Working on an mp3/wma/cd track/etc display unit, you’ll notice it coming soon.
Whee.


Talk about thumb strain

This guy has probally been playing this game since the early 90’s in hopes that his leet skills would get him chicks. Bad news is, does he really want chicks who like smb3?
Oh wait.. Jenn just said its one of her favorite games of all times. *sigh*, I guess I’ll deal with the shame of it all.
Personally, I’m a supermario world or final fantasy 3 type of guy.


Well

Stupid Rogers.
Died in the night, I need to get a keepalive page with external paging setup, damn it.
IPSentry, yeah baby.


Ugh

I don’t think my body liked the painkillers I took yesterday, it’s not fairing very well today. Ugh.
Oh, And Jenn, I dont use blogger anymore 🙂
“Jenn if a hot momma whom I love”
etc etc


Dear Sweet Crap

Ok, I’m all for a meal on the run every now and then, but this shit just defies reality and common sense.


Urinal Etiquette

The cardinal sin of urinal etiquette: Never pee beside someone. Ever.
The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette. Women should read this site to get a better understanding of whats going on in a guys head when it comes to a simple ‘bathroom break’.
Here, you can read about some of complex decisions to be made about where to stand and which sink to use.


Idiotic Trends

I wonder if the destruction of MP3.com was in any way related to the RIAA wanting the MP3 Standard to go the way of the water powered car.
Vivendi, the new owner of Mp3.com, has announced that it’s flushing all the music it hosts at MP3.com down the toilet, they’re not selling the archive, containing more than a million songs by mostly 250,000 indie artists. As of December 3rd, they’re destroying it.
I wonder if the RIAA will come after the performers who just like to strum a familliar song on their guitar in the own kitchen. Or maybe cover bands are next..
This has all gone way too far.


More Possible Crafts

I’m thinking about getting deeper into the crafting thing, this would be my obvious next step.
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iPod’s dirty secret

This guy, has some serious balls. He rocks.
iPod’s Dirty Secret is a three-minute movie made by an iPod owner to protest the fact that Apple won’t replace his 18-month-old iPod’s un-replaceable dead battery. He’s engaged in a one-man guerrilla anti-advertising campaign to stencil a warning over Apple’s street posters promoting iPod.


Goddamnit

So I fell down, go crack.
Yes, I’m the type of retard who falls in the shower, my back is all swollen and I feel like puking.
I’m going to enjoy the hospital later.


This kid needs glasses

I could swear that this is an old home video of former coworker.


Let the Games Begin!

This is so not work safe, unless you work at Infiknowledge.
The Trojan Games again in Bukarest are being dominated by the British, here are some excerts from the Judo, Pelvic Power Lifting, and my personal Fav, the Prevision Vault competions.
I could so win a gold in the PPC (Pelvic Power Lifting) arena. If it wern’t for an old sports injury.


Family Guy

Oh My Goodness. My favorite cartoon -ever- is about to return!
Family Guy rocks. I can’t fuckign wait, it was a travisty to cut it in the first place, and leave fucking Friends and Will&Grace on the air.
Bastards. You might just live if you let this show get to air.
I’ll bury you in a 3d Painting if you screw with me.


Google House!

This shit is funny as crap, porn mixed with everything else google has ever databased in its image search. Sweet.
Oh, and smoking kills, so yea, don’t smoke, or some shit.