NYC Cops too sensitive lately?
Man, after September 11th they’ve gotten fucking touchy. Remind me not to fart in NYC
Oh, and some of greatest vomit stories ever are in here.
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baaa
Does this make anybody else nervous? Sheep + naked = bad ?
I can’t see anything good coming from this.
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Your Tax Dollars
Ever wonder why you pay so much in taxes? It’s because the goverment is made up of normal people, and normal people love porn.
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Fishy Linux
I’m all for the empowerment of the unix community vs Big Bill, but these geeks have way too much time on their hands.
I hate projects to get linux running on idiotic devices, just to say it can. I can beat myself in the head with a hammer, but that doesnt mean I should.
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Creep me the fuck out
Holy shit, I just stopped looking at random links, this shit scared the crap out of me.
Oh, and I posted a link about the woman who was trampled at walmart for a dvd player? looks like that shit was too good to be true.
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Christmas is almost here..
And then, there was more tools to waste your valuable shopping time.
Oh, and here’s the perfect gift for the druggie in your family, The Urinator. Just don’t get pulled over with one of these gadgets on you.
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Penny Arcade – Blast from the past!
The best Penny Arcade image ever. Mainly due to the fact they were forced to take it down, here’s their take on it, and an on-going petition related to it.
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Dirty Banks & Mr Happy Crack?
I know most banks are dirty.. but this is a little odd, even for them.
Oh, and when I first saw this Characters name, I thought he was based on PaulFirlotte.com
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Mmm New Case.
I’m thinking of getting a new case after Xmas, details are here.
This should be one of my last purchases before getting geared up to save for a house.
Yea, A house, I’m now an old man. Hah. leet.
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Paris Hilton… ugh.
Isnt her 15 minutes of Fame up yet?
I still wonder if I should post a link to her Porn/Video, Hmm, if you want it, make a comment below, and I’ll possibly hook you all up.
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Battlestar Details
More details on the Battlestar Galactica miniseries, starting tonight.
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Battlestar Erotica ?
Battlestar Galactica. I know, I hate the orginal 70’s show, who doesn’t? It was the largest pile of crap I’ve ever seen. Inbreeds and Psychotic fucks loved it, but other then that, its even worse then Ren&Stimpy, and I -hate- that show.
But this one has something the 70’s version didnt..
Yes, Tricia Helfer.
“We realized the only way we could improve on the original is if the Cylons could have sex,” quipped co-executive producer David Eick at Tuesday night’s Los Angeles premiere. The chrome-domed “walking toasters” from the original TV series are succeeded by — well, really hot blond chicks, who infiltrate human society to engineer its doom.
One of the newly humanized enemy androids, Number Six, is played by former Victoria’s Secret model Tricia Helfer (so that’s Victoria’s big secret! — we always knew there was a sinister purpose behind those ubiquitous catalogs). While in the throes of sex, her spine glows a luminescent, otherworldly, X-ray crimson.
Episode No. 1 of the two-part miniseries, which debuts Dec. 8, explodes with a jaw dropper of a scene that blends Cylon eroticism with equal parts pants-wetting apocalyptic terror and blast-tacular deep-space warfare. None of this should work, but under the nuanced direction of Michael Rymer, it does, spectacularly, and the rest of the episode never disappoints.
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We aren’t Americans?
Canada’s View on Social Issues Is Opening Rifts With the U.S. (note: NYT reg. required)
“Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull,” Rick Mercer, Canada’s leading political satirist, said at a recent show in Toronto. “Between the pot smoking and the gay marriage, quite frankly it’s a wonder there is not a giant deck of cards out there with all our faces on it.”
There are people out there who think Canada should be attacked like the US was, so that we could know how it feels. But that’s sort-of impossible. Nobody hates us.
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Yes, I worked there.
Ok, So I worked at burger king for a while after I got out of college, a lot of people look down on that kind of work, I don’t.
It’s good solid work, and it paid the bills while I was job hunting. I know people in the fast food world making 13$ an hour to sling fries. They don’t have to deal with downsizing, or the instability to the technical world.
Hell, with the way that North Americans eat, they probally have the most jobs security of any of us.
So, yea, here, take it, and feel bad, you bastards.
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Flute Stuff
What in the name of hell is Flute Oil?
Well, i’ll find out in 6-8 weeks, won’t I.
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Could it be!
Wow, Canada finally has its own evil spam sites!
I must investigate this more, maybe they just made a typo.
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hot girl-on-girl gridiron action!
This Super Bowl halftime, make it to the Lingere Bowl. American TV hits a new low by inventing another sport along the lines of Foxy Boxing and Hot Oil Wrestling. The gridiron action features Team Dream vs. Team Euphoria (featuring washed-up former NFL players as coaches) in full contact football while wearing skimpy clothing. Even weirder, but there will be cheerleaders to cheerlead the players that are already dolled up to look like cheerleaders in some sort of subtle hot lesbian action. It’s all pay-per-view, but this “Girls Gone Football” seems more like a new low than a step forward for real women’s sports.
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Ok..
Yea, Wal-Mart is the devil. It’s a place where you can be crushed half to death, beaten up for a tv, and be pulled into jury duty. All in one qucik stop.
Oh, and yea, fucking ouch.
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Damn it.
Ok, So I slightly screwed up last night.
While hiding Jenns presents in the Magic Green Tote last night, I got busy removing stickers. I should have double checked to make sure I collected all of them at the end, because apparently I stuck the price sticker for a DVD I boguht Jenn on her desk.
She found it about 20 minutes ago, and called me laughing so hard she was almost crying.
I love you sweetie, now stfu with the laughing :p
heh
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64k Demos – The Project
I’ve gotten 300 hits in the past week just for info on 64k Demos. Actually, I know why. If you do a search in Google for 64k demos, I’m #1.
Leet, so to whore more free advertising.. 64k demos rock
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Fucktard
Well, I told you those guys with saws looked like fucktards, but insane fucktards? Damn, or is it a case where guy can’t even show up for his job as a municipal tree cutter drunk and holding a loaded shotgun?
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The anti-script
This shit is wacked. I love it. Basically think of it as a script to use when talking to telemarketing people. Here it is in PDF form (Requires AdobeAcrobat), but theres a link at the bottom for a more viewable form.
The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.
Telemarketers make use of a telescript – a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance
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Evil
Oh Christmas Joy, more crap to waste time during the holidays while waiting for the fat man to give me goodies.
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The Booze Rules
Modern Drunkard’s 86 Rules of Boozing.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
Knowing bartenders, and having them mix drinks ‘special’ for me, has gotten in a lot of trouble, but yet I obey the rules too.
RobDurdle.com 
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