2007: Seven Things We Should Pretend Never Happened

So many memorable things happened in 2007. We’d better start hiding the evidence, now.  
 
Seriously, there’s a whole lot of shit that went on this year that we’d rather not have to explain to our children and grandchildren. Let’s do our best to destroy every record of it. If that fails and if you’re, in fact, reading this in the year 2107, we’ll do our best to put it into context. But, really, you had to be there.

Not safe for work.