Seventeenth Century Guide for Women

If you happen to have some spare “oyl of foxes” which you just don’t know what to do with, you’re in luck.
 
It just happens that, if you combine it with “goose grease”,
turpentine, and a ton of other illogical ingredients, you’re in luck!
You’re halfway towards a recipe for saggy mammaries and love handles.
 
 
Heck, it even offers advice for adultery and prostitution!