Dumbass Girl overdoses on Caffine

Jasmine Willis, 17, developed a fever and began hyperventilating after
downing seven double espressos while working at her family’s sandwich
shop. 
The student, of Stanley, County Durham, was taken to the University
Hospital of North Durham, where doctors confirmed she had overdosed on
caffeine. 
She has since made a full recovery and is now warning others about the dangers of excessive coffee drinking. What an amateur.