The Manual (How To Have a Number One – The Easy Way)

The Manual (How To Have a Number One – The Easy Way). Both light-hearted and thorough, the Timelords, aka the KLF, wrote this tongue-in-cheek manual in 1988 following their own novelty pop No. 1 “Doctorin’ the Tardis“. “If you are already a musician stop playing your instrument. Even better, sell the junk. It will become clearer later on but just take our word for it for the time being.” Oh and apparently have lots of tea on hand.