Escaped Elephants.

Listen to the Newmarket Police try to deal with “Outstanding Elephants”. Elephants from the circus escape. They wander through Newmarket, Ontario, munching on people’s landscaping. Some people out for a late night walk happen upon them and (mp3) call into the York regional police to report the errant elephants. Then the police (mp3) deal with getting them back to their home.
"Police said no one was hurt, no property was damaged and that the two well-behaved animals spent their free time snacking on plants and trees as they wandered the quiet downtown streets." Sounds like a good way to spend a summer evening to me!