US nuclear lab is full of stoners

I can’t tell you how many times, after listening to some lame explanation about why security at the Los Alamos nuclear lab still wasn’t fixed, I though to myself, “What are they, stoned?”

The answer, it turns out, is yes. At least some of ’em are. An Energy Department investigation, unearthed by Time, has turned up “35 cases involv[ing] drug use within the year prior to requesting a security clearance.”