Dear Dan…

p>The e-mail I sent Dan.

Dear Dan,

First off, you smell. That stated, I would like to ask why there is no
link to your eternal loves website on your site. In case you have a
new “eternal love”. I’m speaking of Nat Shaw. Please respond as soon
as you sober up enough to type.

-Rob of RobDurdle.com

(Notice I’m a .com, I’m not a cheap ass)

Now we wait and see what his response is! Isn’t this fun, it’s like you’re all part of the game!