A bit of the ol’ ultra-violence

Whack Your Boss. Finally, a place to express your rage without harming a soul. Whack your boss, here in cyberspace, so you don’t have to. The challenge: Find seven ways to whack your boss.
The sad part is, I like my boss, so I don’t have any rage to get rid of, but I can picture a few non-work related people I’d like to put in this program.