In case you wondered..

The whole coffee nonsense was generated by an expereince this morning. I dropped down to Tim Hortons for a coffee, and some lame ass was causing a stink because they didnt have whipcream for his coffee.
Like, shut the hell up nimrod, ain’t nobody here gonna go get you some whipcream for your damn double-double. It’s a coffee, not a girly drink.
Coffee and Cig’s. Back in the day, you were leet if you woke up, grabbed a smoke, and demanded coffee. But now, shit, you got your wankers demanding fluffy coffee to drink in their damn SUV’s on the way to work. Seriously, die, k?
Get your coffee, and only complain if there’s an eyeball in it. Even then, don’t complain unless the eyeball looks as you funny.