As subtle as a flying brick.

Frooty

I hate trendy coffee, it pisses me a off a lot. I drink plain coffee with a bit of sugar and creme in it, thats about as fancy as I’ll get. Maybe sometimes I’ll get a “blend” of normal coffee with hazlenut in it, but thats about as crazy as I’ll get.
But this carmel, whipcream, chocolate sprinkles, strawberry syrup, and other crap. Who the hell wants chocolate sprinkles on their stupid ass whipcream covered milk based coffee anyway?
I guess I’m just old school, I didnt drink coffee till an ex forced me to, now I’m addicited to the shit, thanks a whole fucking lot.

2 responses

  1. HAHAHA, this is awesome! Oh, how people change. Now you’re a Starbucks whore! You’re all about the whipped cream and caramel! And sometimes I bet you sneak some chocolate sprinkles in there too! hehe

    September 21, 2009 at 12:29 am

  2. So I shouldn’t tell people that you like Caramel Lattes from Timothy’s and Second Cup? Ok, I wont!
    And since when is 6 sugars a “bit” of sugar?
    🙂

    January 15, 2004 at 4:29 pm

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