Monopoly

Yea, well I cheat at Monopoly, its the only way to even try to beat Jenn, she never looses.
Last time I played, I was the banker, I kept stealing 500’s outta the till, putting money others gave me for purchases in my account vs in the bank, etc etc. All the dirty tricks. I still got my ass handed to me.
If you look at answer #2 to How to: play Monopoly and win , “Be the banker and steal from the bank. “, I’d just like to say, it doesn’t work if you play Jenn.