Cygwin

$ uname -a
CYGWIN_NT-5.0 censored 1.5.5(0.94/3/2) 2003-09-20 16:31 i686 unknown unknown Cygwin
Yay me!
It feels so good to compile things again, I’m a little too happy.
$ uptime
12:56:53 up 1 day, 2:53, 0 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00