As subtle as a flying brick.

Osama Fin Laden

Seriously, I’ve had enough with security guards with god complexs, this whole US homeland security bs is giving every guy with a badge a god complex.
Just because you think you’re leet, doesn’t make it so. Even a college girl can own your ignorant shit.
Hell, if you really want to get around US Customs and the glorified security guards associated with them, buy this.
Trust me, when you own one of these, ain’t nobody gonna ask you shit.

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