Snow

I hear you other Canadians bitching about the snow all the time. Hah, snow. You ain’t seen snow.
It makes me feel old having to say this, but… back in my day, we had 12 meter drifts engulfing our houses, idiots (like me) jumping out of windows into HUGE snowbanks trying to shovel themselves out, and not having power for a week.
Now, this is where it gets weird. I’m 25, “my day” was 1995 apparently. Back in nfld we had this major blizzard around new years, and everything went away for a week. The number of telephone polls that were snapped off was something like over 500, 2 in front of my house. Hurricane strength winds and 12 meters of snow and ice, yeah baby.
I don’t whine about having to shovel out a car thats got 2 feet of snow around it, or having to walk in a little baby blizzard, the next person who complains about ‘this is too much snow!’ gets a fat lip, because if you jinx me and I wake up to 12 meters of snow tomorrow morning, I will blame you, I will come to your house, and I will not be a happy newf.
Heh.