Swimming

So it was like walking to work through and olympic sized swimming pool today.
Jenn looked so warm and comfortable curled up in bed under the blankets, so I decided to leave her there rather then drag her out of bed to drive me to work. Big mistake. She had to get up anyway apparently and I basically swam to work. Thanks to 2 City busses who basically drowned me, and all the other dickheads who helped him out. Only one truck avoided a huge trench of water. He was a city worker, they must get in trouble for having fun.
I’m sitting here, with my jeans dripping, and my hair drenched, luckily today for some reason, I packed a spare pair of shoes, and wore my swanky leather trench. Doesn’t help the fact my legs and socks are soaked, but whatever it’s all good.
Hey, at least I’m not Dan Brennan.