Wow, personality dissorders are in

Well, I’m a sort of hobbyist in the study of human nature. I like to know how people tick, and what drives them. Unfortunately, insanity drives most people.
Like always referring to yourself in the 3rd person, thats pretty wacko.
Dissociative Identity Disorder

Persons with dissociative identity disorder are often told of things they have done but do not remember and of notable changes in their behavior. They may discover objects, productions, or handwriting that they cannot account for or recognize; they may refer to themselves in the first person plural (we) or in the third person (he, she, they); and they may have amnesia for events that occurred between ages 6 and 11. Amnesia for earlier events is normal and widespread.

It could explain a lot of the things in some peoples lives, like the boyfriends they choose, it also offers a great cover for anybody wanting to explain away a few tryst.s with foreign men.
But, I.m not a psychiatrist, so what do I know?