Bony Skank Bummed

I know, so many for some of you to choose from, but I mean Paris Hilton. hah.
“I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt,” the socialite and reality TV actress said Monday in a statement to The Associated Press.
“I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public.”
My hairy yellow ass, she didn’t know what was going on, this is just a way to get some cheap and sleazy press for her new reality tv show.
Dont cry too hard, you’ll ruin your surgery.