The Matrix Revolutions

I’ve held back talking about the latest Matrix movie. I’m afraid of the blowback. But after letting the movie settle for a few days, I’ve come to the pinion that It was “ok” if you’re a special effects nut, and like explosions, which I am. But I also dig story lines, and I like sequels that are well, not sloppy. This shit was sloppy like a fat chick after 5 tubes of lube.
The story was wacked out, and not in the cool philosophical way, despite what some people will try to convince me, it was just dull, too much 8th grade fake-philosophy and not enough true meat.
I dunno, the story was hollow, and I ended up wanting agent smith to kick some more ass then he did. I wanted more of neo bleeding, and more of him loosing.
All in all it gets 2 out of 5 possible stars. And those 2 are just for the pure fat it was a matrix flick, and it blew a lot of shit up.