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Archive for 2009

Hey Dicklesss

"Yes, it's true... This man has no dick."

"Yes, it's true... This man has no dick."

Ray: “Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.”
Peck: “They caused an explosion!”
Mayor: [To Peter] “Is this true?”
Peter: “Yes, it’s true… This man has no dick.”


Rob’s Birdhouse



Rob’s Birdhouse, originally uploaded by bubblecup.etsy.com.

Wow, I’m actually crafty… who knew?!


Why girls don’t Fart.


Single Ladies Dance gone wrong


Futuristic Movie Timeline



Futuristic Movie Timeline, originally uploaded by danmeth.

Futuristic Movie Timeline
#6 In A Series Of Pop-Cultural Charts

No one really pays much attention to what year sci-fi movies take place. I thought it would be interesting to arrange some classic films about the future into chronological order and see what we’d find. I’ve also charted the years in which they were released as well as the current year. This is by far the geekiest thing I’ve ever done.

*please note: I only included movies in which Wikipedia knew what year they took place.


Wounderwall – Jeremy Green


Dear Mr. Bill Gates..

I love Microsoft Network Layouts… this is me fixing one when Simcha decided to upgrade our PDC from nt4 to Win2k Adv Server.. with 0 planning.. using a p133 with a 2 gig hard drive as the Primary server in the Active Directory setup.

Of course he did this one a Friday afternoon without permission or asking anybody.. needless to say, it didn’t go well, and for the next year i spent a fair bit of time hunting out problems caused by it. You have NO idea how deeply MSSQL depends on domain auth, until its gone.

Oh, and the best part is, about 12 hours into it, the poor lil baby got tired and went home to “smoke”. This picture was taken at the 72 hour mark. I pulled 120 hours straight before colapsing after having 90% of it fixed.

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Air New Zealand staff have nothing to hide



Body painted Air New Zealand staff support new commercial. Using Gin Wigmores track Under my skin. Gotta say, they’ve got .. uh.. balls? eww. mental picture.


Michael Jackson is Dead


UNA CHAVALA Y DOS VAMPIROS EN LA PLAYA


New “Weird Al” Yankovic song: Craigslist


All I can say…

is GI Joe, may suck the balls.


Stop-and-go traffic time lapse

http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=71377


Rise of the Idiots


MythBuster Adam Savage’s Colossal Failures

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Bird Tongue



04_29kelloggwildart-3, originally uploaded by jhacker.


Nonsense



nonsense, originally uploaded by miss madden*.

“’But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.
‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat. ‘We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
‘How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice.
‘You must be,” said the Cat. ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”


A Cigarette, Platform Shoes and a Finger

Classy. Fun times to be had here.


The Anthrax of film, not the disease but the band

Multipart interview with film maker Kevin Smith on his career so far,
why he’s directing a film he didn’t write, the internet and dying an
early death. Part 1 – Selling Out And Salty Language, Part 2 – Writing & Film Making, Part 3 – Change, Death, Legacy, Part 4 – The Dark Side Of The Internet, Part 5 – The Curse Of Chasing Amy, Part 6 – Bright Side Of The Internet, Part 7– Talking To People He Wrote, Part 8 – Gretzky, Gratitude & God, Part 9 – Risking His Life & Starting A New One (and more to come apparently…)


How to Tell Real Breasts from Fake


The Hangover – Mike Tyson


Clerks Friday

Just as I used to have “Whose line is it Fridays”. I’m now having Clerks Fridays. Enjoy!


Remember, Don’t Cross the Streams.

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Dr. Egon Spengler:
There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Don’t cross the streams.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?

Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad“?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.


Protein Synthesis Explained via Interpretive Dance

Have you ever wondered how to explain protein synthesis to your non-scientifically-inclined friends? Have you considered using interpretive dance? Thanks to the efforts of the Stanford University of 35 years ago, you can! Warning! May be too 70s for work…