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Archive for May, 2008

The Emergency Party Button

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How to talk to the dead

But remember, talking to the dead can be dangerous.
“All peoples of earth posess this natural ability,” says Nicole
Zapruder, who has been communicating with the dead since she was 4
years old. People aren’t disputing her ability to use the Grey
Walter-Berger Neurophysical Construct for communicating with the dead.
They’re asking her not to share it online because the technique is too
dangerous.
“The noise and clutter of modern times serves to
distance people from nature and therefore the realization that this
gift is in us all,” Nicole argues. An important warning. “Do not
contact any dead person who may have negative feelings toward you…”

Coming in October? A site for communicating with your dead pet.


How the world’s oceans are running out of fish

tuna460.jpgA tuna transport floating tank being towed from the fishing grounds off Libya to tuna ranches off Sicily, Italy. Photograph: AFP/Gavin Newman

The future of our seas has never been more precarious. Ninety years of
industrial-scale overfishing has brought us to the brink of an
ecological catastrophe and deprived millions of their livelihoods. As
scientific guidelines are ignored and catches become ever bigger.

Is there anyone not aware that wild fish are in deep trouble? That
three-quarters of commercially caught species are over-exploited or
exploited to their maximum? Industrial fishing is
so inefficient that a third of the catch, some 32 million tonnes a
year, is thrown away. For every ocean prawn you eat, fish weighing
10-20 times as much have been thrown overboard.

These figures all come
from the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO), which
also claims that, of all the world’s natural resources, fish are being
depleted the fastest. With even the most abundant commercial species,
we eat smaller and smaller amounts of fish every year, basically, we eat the babies before
they can breed.

North Atlantic fish stocks have been in decline for well
over a century.Unlike global warming, the science of fish stock
collapse is old and its practitioners have been pretty much in
agreement since the 1950s.

The Newfoundland cod fishery, for 500 years
the world’s greatest, was exhausted and closed in 1992, and there’s
still no evidence of any return of the fish. Once stocks dip below a
certain critical level, the scientists believe, they can never recover
because the entire ecosystem has changed.