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Archive for 2004

spammers.. fuck off

due to massive (unsucessful) attempts by spammers to spam my comments over the past 2 days, I’m going to turn comments off for a week in hopes that they eat a dick and fuck off.
Sorry for the profanity, but getting 500 emails a day about new comments being added that are spam is silly. Unfortunately spammers are spamming moveable type installs a lot more, so I’m turning off comments until i figure out a way to proactively delete them, vs my current approach of manually approving/deleting all comments before theyre posted.


Tinted windows would have helped.

Touching yourself at home with the blinds open, heh.


Everyone’s had more sex than me.

Everyone’s had more sex than me.
Warning: directly links to very loud flash movie.


Just Letters

Someone Keeps Stealing my Letters. I keep trying to spell ‘you suck’ but people keep stealing my vowels!


Update for Jenn

Im on vacation this week, so this update is for Jenn. There. I updated, so hush.


Stranger Takes Over Ga. Woman’s House

A woman came home from vacation to find a stranger living there, wearing her clothes, changing utilities into her name and even ripping out carpet and repainting a room she didn’t like, authorities said. wtf ?


2.4ghz = 2.4paininmyass

So the phone was operating on 2.4ghz, so I’m returning it. But I don’t feel bad.. actually thanks to this Thai Red Bull, I dont feel much at all. Whee!


Telephone Madness

So I felt that since I do a lot of work on the phone, I needed a new headset. I picked up this ultra-leet model, the Uniden TRUc46. You love it.


Oceans 12?

Yepp, it’s a sequel to a remake, and might I say, one hell of a remake. Here’s a trailor. I’ll be watching this one I think, I loved the remake.


101 words, 101 years, and something about dalmations

101 years in 101 words. Ok, so no dalmations, sue me.


Follow the flu

The National Flu Surveillance Network maps flu threats at the state and zipcode levels. They also have an animated map of previous seasons. The CDC also has a map of activity included in the weekly updates at their flu site. It’s too bad that we Canadians don’t have something like this.. but its interesting none the less.


Stuck up pussy.

Man, I want a cat just for shit like this.


Come back when you’re thinner!

“No soup for you! Only salad!” The Soup Nazi stars in a Center for Consumer Freedom ad about overeating and the "calorie curmudgeons" trying to regulate it.


Say Neigh To Crime

My Little Justice League… holy shit. Jenn made me a superpony, but not like this.. damn, this shit rocks. I want her to do a superman one.


Jay and Silent Bob coming to Degrassi

Jay and Silent Bob are coming to the Canadian cult TV show Degrassi: The Next Generation!
“It’s like When Worlds Collide, y’know? I’m a big fan of things like when Spider-Man and Daredevil meet. I go ape-(bleep) and bust a nut,” said director Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy), who is finally getting his chance to take part in the cult series he idolizes by starring in a three-episode arc on Degrassi: The Next Generation.
In a hilarious and profane press conference here yesterday with past and present Degrassi cast, creator Linda Schuyler and her creative team, Smith confirmed that he and pal Jason Mewes (aka “Jay” from Clerks and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back) will start filming their parts next week through mid-November.
The episodes, which will air early next year, have Kevin Smith playing himself directing the next Jay and Silent Bob movie, “Jay And Silent Bob Go Canadian, Eh?” In the fictional film, the slacker duo come to Toronto because they need to get a high school diploma and no school in America will take them.


Tiny remote shuts off almost any TV in a public place

Great Wired News article about TV B-Gone, a keychain fob that you can use to turn off bothersome TVs in bars, airports, etc.
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The device, which looks like an automobile remote, has just one button. When activated, it spends over a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, the most popular brands first.


That personal touch

Phonecam-Porn-Spam ? A woman gets a picture of a sack from a customer service representative, then the customer service representative gets the sack.” Apparently, a telephone help agent from Orange in the UK tested a client’s new cameraphone by sending her photos of his dick. “Of course the real problem,” Carlo points out, “is that nobody looks big on a 2-inch phone screen.”


Toilet seats with LEDs


These LED-illuminated, battery-powered, motion triggered toilet seats are bad-ass, but not $250 worth of bad-ass!
You should check out gizmodo.com. Its the shit if you like insane gadgets as much as I do.


Sea monster

sunfish
This monstrous sunfish washed up on a beach in Puponga, New Zealand.


The Fantasic Four

Following a run of really good movies made up of comic book hero’s, the fantastic four is coming to the big screen. Here are a couple of pictures, enjoy.


CBC Monday Report

Rick Mercer’s Monday Report on CBC. Canada’s Daily Show.


Holy complusive nit-picking, Batman!

Movie Mistakes. A truly massive and comprehensive site by and for movie enthusiasts, not just the fussy ones either.


The Coolest link I’ve ever posted

Coolest thing Ever. It’s all part of this crazy Red Bull Airrace that went down. Crazyness


Catching a Virus in the Act

Scientists get their first look at a virus attaching to DNA. Physical proof of this surprising interaction could lead to drugs that can stop some infections.