As subtle as a flying brick.

Archive for June, 2004

I can be American?

You have completed the VoteBook Citizenship Test
Your score was 10 out of 10.
Congratulations! You are qualified to be a U.S. citizen!
What would you like to do now?

Um… can I goto Disney world?


Dear Mr. Kavanaugh

Eat a dick.
Love,
RobDurdle.com


CybeSex

The best part about this page is that I’ve pulled a good few pranks similar to this one, but not quite as messed up as this guys.


For Sale 1000 SpyBot Climbers, only 14,000 USD each!

This $14,000 wireless spycam purportedly climbs all sorts of vertical surfaces. I want to see a video of it in action.
“A revolutionary, new remote controlled (R/C) robot. The SpyBot Climber easily scales many smooth and uneven vertical surfaces . wall board, plaster, brick, cinder block, and siding are negotiable for this versatile robot. It can even go across sturdy ceilings if placed there first . although it can transition from a horizontal (ground) surface to a vertical one, and back, it can not go from a vertical to an inverted surface or directly around corners unassisted.”


dude.

Looks like the Jennifer and I will be going to Harry Potter tonight after all, to the 10:30 show, w00t. I hope its not becuase I bugged her, and because I have to be on call all weekend because of some changes I have scheduled. It’d suck to be paged in a movie and have to miss some parts of a movie I want very much to see.


Supprise

Supprised the hell outta the woman today when she woke up. Had a chicken cooked, with some great mashed po-tae-toes, and some salads and milk.
Heh, she had a good supper before work, which rocks.


Happy Potter

Harry Potter comes out tonight. Jenn’s going to be super tired after working all night, so looks like we’ll hopefully be going Saturday night. Cool